What should Fedor Andreev do with his time this season?

Discussion in 'The Trash Can' started by Frau Muller, Sep 28, 2011.

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What should Fedor Andreev do during the 2011/12 season?

Poll closed Jan 6, 2012.
  1. Speed Skating (the dream is alive for Sochi!)

    5 vote(s)
    9.3%
  2. Roller skating (the Pan Am Games are "almost Olympics")

    4 vote(s)
    7.4%
  3. Ballroom dance (a mirror-ball trophy is almost a gold medal!))

    6 vote(s)
    11.1%
  4. America's Next Top Model (or Canada, if they have the show)

    10 vote(s)
    18.5%
  5. Watch skating on TV

    17 vote(s)
    31.5%
  6. Other (please explain)

    12 vote(s)
    22.2%
  1. Frau Muller

    Frau Muller President of Dick Button Appreciation Club

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    He's done singles, pairs and, most recently, ice dance. So now that he and Jana Kokhlova have split, let's suggest some new 'creative outlets' for Fedor Andreev.

    Vote among my suggestions or "Other"...then sound-off on what Fedor should do this season.

    I voted for Speed Skating because Fedor would look good in those tight outfits...and we must "keep the Olympic dream alive"!
     
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  2. Artifice

    Artifice Guest

    He really did try every categories in skating ! Why did he tried so many things ? Didn't he enjoyed what he was doing ? Or did he expect to find the category in which he would get medals ?
     
  3. Zemgirl

    Zemgirl Well-Known Member

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    Can I ruin the fun and say "get the surgery he needs and rehab his knee"? No? Okay, then, he should pitch a behind-the-scenes reality show about the Canton-based skaters. I would totally watch something like that.
     
  4. haribobo

    haribobo Well-Known Member

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    Ladies singles! The only discipline he has yet to try... :rofl:
     
  5. MikiAndoFan#1

    MikiAndoFan#1 Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:
     
  6. Frau Muller

    Frau Muller President of Dick Button Appreciation Club

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    He could pull a "Chaz Bono" ... in reverse!
     
  7. Vash01

    Vash01 Well-Known Member

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    Other- Get healthy and come back next season with another partner.
     
  8. overedge

    overedge Well-Known Member

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    Other - skate with me and help me pass some ice dance tests :p
     
  9. OrioleBeagle

    OrioleBeagle Active Member

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    Fedor should go where he is most needed- Colorado Springs to help coach Tom Z's skaters!
     
  10. UMBS Go Blue

    UMBS Go Blue KWEEN 2016! YES WE KWAN!

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    Show up to skating events anyway, set up his own booth in the concourse, and preen and pose for the cranky old ladies. Gives them something to other than knitting. :shuffle:
     
  11. rhumba

    rhumba New Member

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    I like the second part, reality TV with his mom Marina and the Canton skaters...
     
  12. jayta

    jayta New Member

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    Or he could just be a piece of eye candy lying around on my couch and escorting me on outings and such? Is that too much?:swoon:
     
  13. mysticchic

    mysticchic Well-Known Member

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    He is going to college
     
  14. pani

    pani Well-Known Member

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    Yesss :D Or show "Fedors harem is Canton" ;)
     
  15. Frau Muller

    Frau Muller President of Dick Button Appreciation Club

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    A lot of people train sports while they go to college. I'm still holding out for speed skating. :lol:
     
  16. CantALoop

    CantALoop Well-Known Member

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    Call Bel Ami and make some money (while entertaining so many others) :p
     
  17. arakwafan2006

    arakwafan2006 Active Member

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    RETIRE... PLEASE... LIKE PLEASE
     
  18. nubka

    nubka Well-Known Member

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    Go to Disneyland. :cool:
     
  19. bardtoob

    bardtoob Well-Known Member

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    Go to Azerbaijan personally to get some forms filled out. I bet he will have established residency by the time he gets to the front of the line.
     
  20. blue_idealist

    blue_idealist Well-Known Member

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    I thought he tried to skate for Azerbaijan already, and it didn't work out. lol.