Vaginal steaming and vegan condoms, the joy of Goop sex. Gwyneth strikes again

overedge

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I can't believe I'm going to defend Gywnnie, but....aside from the hippie-dippie sh*t about all-natural products, that "vegan" condom actually might be a great thing for people who have latex allergies.
 

IceAlisa

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I can't believe I'm going to defend Gywnnie, but....aside from the hippie-dippie sh*t about all-natural products, that "vegan" condom actually might be a great thing for people who have latex allergies.
Plenty of non-latex condoms that are not "vegan." She is not worried about the latex allergy anyway, but the "dairy" component.
 

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I don't understand the problem. In Boston, there is a Condom store on friggin Newbury, with different designs, colours, etc. It's not necessary, but it's fun. So what if the condom is vegan?

Love Paltrow.
 

IceAlisa

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I don't understand the problem. In Boston, there is a Condom store on friggin Newbury, with different designs, colours, etc. It's not necessary, but it's fun. So what if the condom is vegan?

Love Paltrow.

A gold dildo would probably be a bit cold to use.
Tell your friends what you want for Christmas. I just wouldn't stud it with diamonds with prongs.
The Goop sex woman is, it appears, a rich, humourless, vegan neurotic, for whom successful consensual sex is just another hoop to jump through on the road to “total wellbeing”. There is no fun without a warning attached, no orgasm without an essay, and no intimacy without a shopping opportunity. Goop sex is, in short, joyless, box-ticking and anxious.
To each their own. :)
 
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overedge

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Plenty of non-latex condoms that are not "vegan." She is not worried about the latex allergy anyway, but the "dairy" component.

I know that. But I think many people don't realize that there are non-latex alternatives. If they find out about them from Gwynnie promoting them as "vegan", great, but if they're going to have an allergic reaction from latex, I don't think whether the condom is "vegan" or not is going to be the first criterion on their shopping list.
 

IceAlisa

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I know that. But I think many people don't realize that there are non-latex alternatives.
Why wouldn't they? If they know they are allergic, one trip down a pharmacy aisle and they'd know.
 

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One year I was in Canada for SC and came across a porn movie while I was channel-surfing in my hotel room. Except I didn't realize I was watching a porn flick at first, I thought it was a really bad costume drama. It took place at a royal court in a previous century, and the court was in an uproar because the queen's jewels were missing. Eventually (after many hilarious sex scenes) it was revealed that one of her ladies-in-waiting had them. You can imagine where she had stashed them....
 

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I hope she never enters politics. With regard to the common man, she would be one out-of-touch candidate.

Or if I wanted to be sadistic, it would be fun watching the trainwreck

:EVILLE:
 

clairecloutier

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Gwyneth is so odd!! Recently I read an article in which she talked about how she & Chris often sleep over at each other's houses due to activities with the kids. She stressed that it's completely unromantic: "He's like a brother to me." I was :rofl: at that. Because, even if Chris is an EX-husband, I doubt he's enthused about being lumped into the "brother" category.
 

joeperryfan

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I don't have any hard data on vaginal steaming but you know what likes heat and moisture? Yeast.

I thought the same thing, however at least some of the herbs used have anti-fungal properties.

But in all honesty, even though i find GP a bit ridiculous, I see nothing wrong in advocating birth control or other female oriented products that are manufactured with women's health in mind. Unfortunately one only notices how irritating many products are after having health issues...
 

once_upon

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I can't believe I'm going to defend Gywnnie, but....aside from the hippie-dippie sh*t about all-natural products, that "vegan" condom actually might be a great thing for people who have latex allergies.
Most people who have latex allergies receive information on what contains or is made of latex or are given resources to look for alternatives to products made with latex.
 

IceAlisa

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I thought the same thing, however at least some of the herbs used have anti-fungal properties.
So the effects cancel each other out? How effective are the herbs in steam form?
But in all honesty, even though i find GP a bit ridiculous, I see nothing wrong in advocating birth control or other female oriented products that are manufactured with women's health in mind. Unfortunately one only notices how irritating many products are after having health issues...
There is nothing harmful in that article or morally wrong for that matter. I think most people would agree. However, it is all kinds of :rofl: It's begging to be a SNL skit.
 

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This whole "yoni steaming" thing has become a huge fad. I know a wannabe Instagram influencer who is charging a package for yoni steaming, crystal healing, and tarot card readings all in one.
 

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