So Yahoo News (which is quickly becoming my favourite news outlet because of the stupid articles they keep publishing) has just put up a list of Ten things Kate cant do once she marries William and its really ridiculous. She wont be able to play monopoly, eat shellfish, or finish her dinner? ha. article: Ten things Kate cant do once she marries Wills So I started coming up with things she will be able to do Shoplift from Windsor castle gift shop with impunity. Bother a swan. Prank phonecall Mohamed Al-Fayed. Make love to Jeremy Hunt MP. Wear a corgi to the races.