Things Kate Middleton can’t do once she marries Wills

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  1. iceberg08

    iceberg08 Active Member

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    So Yahoo News (which is quickly becoming my favourite news outlet because of the stupid articles they keep publishing) has just put up a list of Ten things Kate can’t do once she marries William and it’s really ridiculous. She won’t be able to play monopoly, eat shellfish, or finish her dinner? ha.

    article: Ten things Kate can’t do once she marries Wills

    So I started coming up with things she will be able to do…

    Shoplift from Windsor castle gift shop with impunity.

    Bother a swan.

    Prank phonecall Mohamed Al-Fayed.

    Make love to Jeremy Hunt MP.

    Wear a corgi to the races.
     
  2. Wyliefan

    Wyliefan Well-Known Member

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    What a goofy article. If she wants shellfish, she has to seek it out "in her own time"? So she's only going to be married to William part-time? :lol:
     
  3. susan6

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    So the worry with shellfish is apparently the danger of food poisoning....I thought the problem might be the mess you make eating it. Cracking open some crab legs or lobster....you can't really see the Queen of England wearing a goofy bib and wielding the cracker and dunking the meat in butter. I could see Kate doing that NOW, but not once she's got a tiara on her noggin.
     
  4. genevieve

    genevieve drinky typo pbp, closet hugger Staff Member

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    Cause that worked so well for Sarah Ferguson :lol:
     
  5. Jenny

    Jenny From the Bloc

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    I don't think the name thing is a biggy - she'll continue to be referred to as Kate or Princess Kate in the media, just as Diana, Princess of Wales will be forever known as Di or Princess Di. Catherine is an official name, and I'm sure the Queen calls her that, but William can still call her Pooky. :lol:
     
  6. Cyn

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    I'm surprised they're allowing her to pass gas :shuffle: :p .

    Forbidden flatulence could definitely explain why so many of the royals have such cramped, pinched expressions all the time.
     
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  7. barbk

    barbk Well-Known Member

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    Well, the Royal Family would be the emaciated family if Mr. Barbk were King, because if everyone had to stop eating as soon as he finished dinner would be over in, oh, say four minutes. Six for Christmas.
     
  8. nerdycool

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    You should see this then. :)
     
  9. Cyn

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    :lol: :lol: