The PUN-TASTIC Thread! A Place For All You Very Punny People

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by PeterG, Dec 13, 2008.

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  1. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    So the ground rules. Every 20th post will be a new topic (meaning post 1, post 21, post 41, etc.) Let's see if we can do 20 puns...the worse the better.... :lol: ...for each topic until a new topic is brought up.

    And now, let us begin.

    Jennifer Anniston has appeared nude on the cover, and inside, GQ magazine. Is she afraid age is overtaking her beauty? That she must flaunt it now, before she no longer has got it? Is she thinking this is a good career move? That it might get her more adult roles, or more serious roles? Or is she just desperate to be the #1 magazine cover babe, with Angelia Jolie on her ass...so to speak...

    You all know about this, right? It is important to keep abreast of what's happening in the world...
     
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  2. agalisgv

    agalisgv Well-Known Member

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    I think the naked truth is Jennifer just ain't that popular w/o Brad...
     
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  3. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    ...and to think that at one time Brad couldn't bare to be without Jen...
     
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  4. agalisgv

    agalisgv Well-Known Member

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    ...what a stark reality Jen faced after their break-up :drama:
     
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  5. Really

    Really No longer just a "well-known member" Yay!

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    (an aside -- where is Reuven?)
     
  6. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Jen should have gotten the memo that no nudes is good nudes.
     
  7. essence_of_soy

    essence_of_soy Well-Known Member

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    From JenA to JHo....Sounds Like a Booty Call
     
  8. immoimeme

    immoimeme my posts r modded

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    LOL my pun was too dirty to make it past the censor
     
  9. Jot the Dot Dot

    Jot the Dot Dot Headstrong Buzzard

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    I think what made Brad & Jen break up was that it was only puppy love ('tho a little puppy never hurt anyone).
     
  10. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Maybe Brad was impressed with Angelina's mutt-ernal instinct.
     
  11. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    I've always wondered if Angelina bared her soul to Brad, but Jen was unable to... (back THEN, anway!!!)

    Yet the private message function is working... :grope:
     
  12. LilJen

    LilJen Well-Known Member

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    the theory that Angelina fell in love with Brad while on set is not well fleshed out, but the bare facts of the case suggest it.
     
  13. bobalina77

    bobalina77 Duck Hunter

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    I bet when Jen found out about Angelina she could barely contain her anger.. but from the looks of things she's got some naked ambition to move on.
     
  14. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Brad couldn't endure a teste to his fidelity to Jen.
     
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    Jen does a great poor old pitiful Pittless me act.
     
  16. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    So people don't feel Brad is a boob for leaving Jen?

    :lol:
     
  17. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    I think that breast describes it.
     
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  18. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    It is cool though, that Anniston doesn't think of the new coupling as the pitts...
     
  19. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Things might get a little hairy if she did.
     
  20. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    Is it getting a little smelly in this thread???
     
  21. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Maybe your upper lip smells. Who nose?
     
  22. LilJen

    LilJen Well-Known Member

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    Okay, Peter, I think it's been (more or less) 20 posts. . . New topic, anyone?
     
  23. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    Post 21 was to be the new topic. But heckles WRECKED it!!! :p

    New topic, got this article from yahoo.com...

    I've heard of kiss-off's really hurting, but this one takes the cake!!!
     
  24. lise

    lise Well-Known Member

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    I bet her boyfriend got an earful from her after...
     
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  25. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    He has the right to a fair hearing.
     
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  26. essence_of_soy

    essence_of_soy Well-Known Member

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    Ah....the perils of aural sex:D
     
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  27. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like this couple was a little wet behind the ears.
     
  28. Rex

    Rex Well-Known Member

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    He proposed marriage, but she couldn't 'ear him... :slinkaway
     
  29. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    Clearly, he shouldn't have gotten so mouthy with her...

    ...I never read anything about this in the safe sex pamphlets...!!! :eek:

    ;)
     
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  30. LilJen

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    The kiss didn't do that girl a lick of good.
     
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