Skating with the Stars Episode 3 & 4

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by purple skates, Dec 6, 2010.

  1. Matryeshka

    Matryeshka Well-Known Member

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    Someone needs to tell Bethenny that she is not a Victorian child bride--she looks like Johnny in 20 years in Drag Queen Roller Bingo.
  2. Cyn

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    Bethenny's dress is quite a bit like Sasha's Badgely-Mischka Swan Lake dress from 2004 Worlds - all it was missing was the high-necked collar.

    Girlfriend is just too damned tight and stiff in her legs, especially her knees. I want to enjoy her skating but I just can't get into or enjoy it :shuffle: .
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  3. Carolla5501

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    (And now she's Miss "Innocent" and doesn't care what the judges think? LOL! FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!)
  4. Allen

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    Yikes, Bethenny you need to quit saying that you don't care what the judges think.
  5. Garden Kitty

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    I was laughing at that myself. And Bethenny talking about skating for the fans and not the judges. I'm in upside down world!
  6. Allen

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    Oh, Vernon, don't try to act like Tom Bergeron.
  7. BelleBway

    BelleBway a monkey stole my title

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    eys, I said it last week- the lady doth protest too much. :drama: for someone who says she doesn't take this seriously, she seems to be taking it way more seriously than any of us do... :lol:
  8. numbers123

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    Keauna looks cute. Too bad about the no partner thing
  9. Capella

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    I get the feeling Tanith is never going to be BFF with Bethenny. Like how she slips in subtle(ish) snarks.

    Oh, and next time I'm rushed to the hospital, I want to have glitter decorating my face.
  10. nerdycool

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    If she truly didn't care what the judges said, she wouldn't have been b*tching about it 2 consecutive weeks during practice.
  11. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    maybe she is going for Miss Havisham
  12. HeatherC

    HeatherC Go Team SW Florida! =)

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    Sorry I'm chiming in late but I am watching tonight. :) I loved Rebecca & Fred's program and girl did a great jump too! That stupid song is going to get stuck in my head now though. Bethanny was definitely nervous and stiff in their program tonight but they looked good in what I swear is Laura Lipinzki's old Phantom dress from when she and Ethan skated together, LOL :lol:

    I feel bad for the two injuried folks. Brooke was lucky there wasn't more damage done to her finger! Did they ever say what made Brandon sick? I assume it's food poisoning. Hope he feels better and makes it back in time to skate. :(
  13. mpal2

    mpal2 Well-Known Member

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    Isn't that the lady that burned to death at the end?
  14. reese

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    Johnny is the one who is taking this way too seriously. That lecture about the integrity of the judging and not taking it personally... total crap. Obviously he's taking her snarks at him in the press and in that pre-skate package pretty personally. This isn't a real competition. There aren't copious amounts of artistic integrity at stake here.
  15. marbri

    marbri Hey, Kool-Aid!

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    And here I was thinking she looked a mess. Find most of the professional skaters are looking tres gauche.
  16. numbers123

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    Yeah, I was thinking Jennifer Don injury and how awful that would be in a reality show
  17. Cyn

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    :rofl: :rofl:

    'Tho I'd wager Miss Havisham's arthritic legs would be more relaxed than Queen B's
  18. rfisher

    rfisher Satisfied skating fan

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    Vince is trying to be as good as the little girls.
  19. Carolla5501

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    I think she's back to her old "apply the makeup with a trowl" method. Mr. Nicks got her away from that, but it's back. And it's :( She's really cute, but too much makeup.
  20. Allen

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    If they didn't look "gauche" on this show, they might look out of place :)

    oh, my god, I HATE "You're Beautiful."
  21. ChelleC

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    Ugh, if your name is not Stephane Lambiel do not skate to You're Beautiful.
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  22. Garden Kitty

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    Jennifer is a beautiful girl, but you'd hardly know it from this show. Those outfits do her no favors.
  23. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    vince's jump left the ice, i hope he outlasts bethenny
  24. ChelleC

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    I hope he does too! Bethenny is annoying.
  25. Rex

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    Especially when you look like the male version of Khloe Kardashian.
  26. Allen

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    I actually thought she was trying to do a three turn.
  27. HeatherC

    HeatherC Go Team SW Florida! =)

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    Awww, mad props to Vince for that program! They did a great job and he looked a little more comfortable this time. He's made some progress! Good for him. :respec:
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    An opera singing pirate is missing his shirt, Johnny.
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  29. oleada

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    Don't forget the hair. WTF is that? :rofl:
  30. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    i wish johnny would just stick his hand over boomcack's mouth, she's so pointless
  31. Allen

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    I wonder if the producers gave the judges a speech about the harshness of their comments? They are being spookily nice tonight.
  32. rfisher

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    Johnny's make up is good tonight.

    Claw hands. :lol: Weir is rolling tonight. Don't put your hands down and rub you bottom.
  33. ChelleC

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    The TSA of figure skating!!!!!!
  34. mindy74

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    Dick is the TSA of figure skating!!!
  35. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    werent they required to have a jump this wk?
  36. BelleBway

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    Definitely saw some progress with Vince.

    :yikes: at Dick comparing himself to a TSA xray machine...
  37. HeatherC

    HeatherC Go Team SW Florida! =)

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    Dick Button is a TSA x-ray machine....that comment just made my night, LOL :rofl:
  38. Matryeshka

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    If Jennifer Werster had been this tacky in her eligible days, maybe she and Danil would have risen in the rankings a bit. I still can't get over Vince Neil on this show--I wonder if Tommy Lee is somewhere laughing himself senseless. Though snarks aside, I found that really enjoyable.

    Johnny is on diva fiyah tonight!!!!!!!! :rofl: BEWARE THE JOHNNY CLAW BITCHES. Especially if you're Bethenny.
  39. mpal2

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    I think all coaches need to remember the TSA compliment and use it on their students. "I see the talent in you!" :rofl:
  40. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    that program where she was dressed like daisy duke was pretty tacky