SHOCKING NEWS CAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. PeterG

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  2. beepbeep

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    :lol:

    Still more relevant than 99% of the stuff on the likes of E! :shuffle:
     
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    :lol:

    And like Beepbeep said, it was still more relevant and interesting than all the celeb gossip.
     
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  6. milanessa

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    Resembles one of our local news channels. :lol:
     
  7. skatingfan5

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    There's shocking language too?!? Since I don't have any sound functionality on my computer, all I could do was read the subtitles, one of which had me :lol: a bit when I first read it:

    "Animal control and police working to capture sedate bear."

    Of course, then I saw the comma between capture and sedate, which put a different spin on things ... but I thought that it was rather nice that the neighborhood was visited by a sedate rather than a rowdy bear. :p

    I think he was just trying to find a loo (and disprove that bears poop in the woods). :slinkaway
     
  8. Badams

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    That looked like my neighborhood this summer, only we had 3 bears. Mommy, daddy, and baby. Sadly, no news cameras showed up. :lol:
     
  9. smurfy

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    No Goldilocks?

    Funny news story, and seems like we have all seen it before zillions of times.
     
  10. PeterG

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    I would try it with sound... :lol:
     
  11. Badams

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    :lol:No. I made my daughters come in. I didn't want them to come between mommy and baby. They are the type that would run up and try to catch the baby to hug and cuddle it.
     
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  12. Beefcake

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    With those 22 !'s from Peter (six more than his usual amount :p) ...

    ... I was expecting to read that Richard Simmons had finally come out as gay.

    I know, wouldn't that be something?
     
  13. Buzz

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    It is funny as heck but also very true.
     
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    Richard Simmons is gay? :confused:
     
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    I liked the interpretation of the viewer emails. :rofl:
     
  16. pixie cut

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    "An attractive witness described the event in breathless terms."

    skatingfan5, the sound in the video is fake and not the real sound from the broadcast. That's what makes it so hilarious.
     
  17. PeterG

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    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PURE SLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. milanessa

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    I suspect Peter G is drunk. :D
     
  19. PeterG

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    hicc'p

    :)
     
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    IceAlisa Port de bras!!!

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    I LOVE the Onion.
     
  22. Aussie Willy

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    :rofl: Thanks for posting. Too many of our newstories are like that, only they do seem to do it much better in the US.
     
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    Really No longer just a "well-known member" Yay!

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