SHOCKING NEWS CAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by PeterG, Dec 6, 2011.

  1. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    Really, Tak, eusebius and 7 others like this.
  2. beepbeep

    beepbeep Finally convinced Fabian to shave

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    :lol:

    Still more relevant than 99% of the stuff on the likes of E! :shuffle:
     
  3. pixie cut

    pixie cut Well-Known Member

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  4. RockTheTassel

    RockTheTassel Well-Known Member

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    :lol:

    And like Beepbeep said, it was still more relevant and interesting than all the celeb gossip.
     
  5. MikiAndoFan#1

    MikiAndoFan#1 Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:
     
  6. milanessa

    milanessa engaged to dupa

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    Resembles one of our local news channels. :lol:
     
  7. skatingfan5

    skatingfan5 Well-Known Member

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    There's shocking language too?!? Since I don't have any sound functionality on my computer, all I could do was read the subtitles, one of which had me :lol: a bit when I first read it:

    "Animal control and police working to capture sedate bear."

    Of course, then I saw the comma between capture and sedate, which put a different spin on things ... but I thought that it was rather nice that the neighborhood was visited by a sedate rather than a rowdy bear. :p

    I think he was just trying to find a loo (and disprove that bears poop in the woods). :slinkaway
     
  8. Badams

    Badams Well-Known Member

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    That looked like my neighborhood this summer, only we had 3 bears. Mommy, daddy, and baby. Sadly, no news cameras showed up. :lol:
     
  9. smurfy

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    No Goldilocks?

    Funny news story, and seems like we have all seen it before zillions of times.
     
  10. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    I would try it with sound... :lol:
     
  11. Badams

    Badams Well-Known Member

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    :lol:No. I made my daughters come in. I didn't want them to come between mommy and baby. They are the type that would run up and try to catch the baby to hug and cuddle it.
     
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  12. Beefcake

    Beefcake Guest

    With those 22 !'s from Peter (six more than his usual amount :p) ...

    ... I was expecting to read that Richard Simmons had finally come out as gay.

    I know, wouldn't that be something?
     
  13. Buzz

    Buzz Well-Known Member

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    It is funny as heck but also very true.
     
  14. BittyBug

    BittyBug Kiteless

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    Richard Simmons is gay? :confused:
     
  15. PrincessLeppard

    PrincessLeppard Holding Alex Johnson's Pineapple

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    I liked the interpretation of the viewer emails. :rofl:
     
  16. pixie cut

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    "An attractive witness described the event in breathless terms."

    skatingfan5, the sound in the video is fake and not the real sound from the broadcast. That's what makes it so hilarious.
     
  17. PeterG

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    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PURE SLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. milanessa

    milanessa engaged to dupa

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    I suspect Peter G is drunk. :D
     
  19. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    hicc'p

    :)
     
  20. IceAlisa

    IceAlisa Épaulement!!!

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    :rofl:
     
  21. LilJen

    LilJen Well-Known Member

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    I LOVE the Onion.
     
  22. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: Thanks for posting. Too many of our newstories are like that, only they do seem to do it much better in the US.
     
  23. Really

    Really No longer just a "well-known member" Yay!

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