Sandra Lee: She's BAAAACCCKKKK

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by overedge, Jul 23, 2012.

  1. overedge

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    Anyone know where in westchester they live?
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    Half the county bears that brand. The 1% gotta live somewhere. :p
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    My heart bleeds for the bread and croissants. :drama: No baked goods deserve that.
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    I'm glad I know about the show so that I can avoid it!

    eta: I remember Samdra from her earlier "incarnation" many years ago on HSN, as an "Instant Decorator",
    Just as awful!
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  8. Rex

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    I know she's done Restaurant Remakes on her Semi-Homemade show - she's assaulted and murdered russipees from Emeril, Bobby, Tyler and Mario...she's a serial food killer.
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    Seriously, how can anyone live in a house with that much white and keep it looking good? I'm sure they have an army of undocumented immigrant workers household staff going through it every day, but still....

    And what is with the giant Jim Morrison mugshot in the exercise room? That is just creepy. Unless it is supposed to scare them so much that they work out extra fast to get away from it.
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    I seriously doubt she even lives in that part of the house. It's for show I bet.

    She thinks it makes her look hip...
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    Hip is not the body part(s) we think of when it comes to Aunt Sandy. VV
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    :lol: She doesn't really have any...


    Michael Symon is my new BFF...
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    I love you, Michael Symon!
  14. Rex

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    I wanna bear his children for saying this. He's in the FN/Cooking Channel stable of stars, so this was actually pretty risky for him to say. Brooke Johnson (aka Linda Hunt aka Patty Weir) might not be too happy.
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    Now I can't even watch the fecking COOKING CHANNEL!!!!

    Sandra Lee, Mo Rocca, debut new shows on The Cooking Channel

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


    Oh well. At least she won't be cooking.
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    Just drinking. :lol:
  17. overedge

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    Why am I not surprised that Nasty Sandy's new show takes place in drinking establishments :rofl: Although I would think she would be banned from some of them for some of the things she's done to beer.

    So what happened to the 'Restaurant Remakes' show she was filming, according to the link I posted above? Did it get cancelled?
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    Sandy doesn't limit her crimes against mixology to just beer. ((((vodka))))
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    I was always under the impression that anything with vodka was her favorite drink. I feel like every time I've watched a Sandy clip on Youtube she's using vodka. Or maybe it's just a coincidence (or not?) that all her worst kitchen moments were when she was using vodka that same day.
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    I thought of this thread when I saw a promo for the show :rofl:
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    I think she uses it as soup stock sometimes.
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    Personally, I can't wait to see what she considers the hot spots and what cocktails she's talking about. At least I'll know what places to avoid that way.

    I am an avowed cocktail snob, and I intend to LMFAO! She has almost makes me feel sorry for Vodka. Almost.
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    I just saw Aunt Sandy make tamales steamed in parchment paper. She might as well have just opened a can. Hell,the canned ones were probably better.
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    Are they kidding???
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    :rofl: This so makes me think of her Food Network Chefography when they interviewed one of her college friends, who waxed poetic about Sandy using avocadoes on cheeseburgers. "I mean, WHO would have thought to put avocados on CHEESEBURGERS?". Ummhmm, right, gurl. Put Lee up there with Jonas Salk. :rolleyes:
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    Oh dear, article in NYT about cuomo's WH aspiration for 2016! Sandy as the first shacked-up FLOTUS? :scream:
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    So you and your fiancee won't be putting it on your gift registry?
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    It would be a good reminder to get our future kids vaccinated. :p
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    My honest first thought was 'Floozy of the US' instead of First Lady :shuffle: Guess I haven't seen that acronym much.
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    :rofl:

    Me too!:lol:
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    Actually I thought it meant First Lush.
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    Think of the State dinner tablescapes...:eek::rofl:
  36. overedge

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    Those could case some serious damage to US foreign relations (as well as the guests).
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    I was wondering where this thread got to. Has anyone seen Sandy's bar show? I've caught a couple of episodes, and I have to say, it's very entertaining :p
  40. overedge

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    Bumping this for Sandra's Super Bowl hints. And this time it's extra hilarious.

    http://www.ibtimes.com/press-releas...y-party-tips-ultimate-home-viewing-experience

    :rofl: at her recommendation to get ultra high-definition screens for the big day, and the footnote saying, er, um, these actually aren't available yet. Bet that's the last time LG Electronics will hire her to pimp their products.

    Maybe if you're drunk a regular TV screen looks like ultra high-definition? :nopryde: