Willam looked fab as trophy girl during the NewNowNext Awards show. Girl got to do two of her favorite things -- change into multiple fashions and self-promote -- in an efficient, nifty 90-minutes. Got to also give props to Kelly Osbourne, who was pretty good as host. She is getting better at this "reality personality and host" career. Jiggly Caliente "as Naya Rivera" was ... odd. Sharon Needles falling on stage was ... WTH is up with this little girl being the featured STAR throughout? Creepy, especially during the come hither LYFYL v. Willam. Speaking of creepy -- Perez Hilton. The weight loss has helped push his face into Maria Shriver territory, and I don't care to see his torso -- whether chubby or emaciated.