Predictive Text

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by Kruss, Jan 4, 2011.

  1. Kruss

    Kruss Not Auto-Tuned

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    Predictive text/autocorrect can be quite frustrating on my smartphone, so I found this site to be absolutely hilarious! (Some posts are more for adults.)

    I'm rolling over here at some of these. :eek: :lol:
     
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  2. triple_toe

    triple_toe Well-Known Member

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    Oh. My. God. :rofl:

    This is incredible. I really sympathize with these people, because auto-correct has made some of my sentences sound crazy more than once. None as bad as these though!

    ETA: "Ohh baguette". I can't stop laughing.
     
  3. Kruss

    Kruss Not Auto-Tuned

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    My initial favorite was the JCrew one. :lol:
     
  4. Wyliefan

    Wyliefan Well-Known Member

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    "A bad case of the manboobs"! Love it! :rofl:

    Also, "the BAGS and the KEYS!"
     
  5. Angelskates

    Angelskates Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: HILARIOUS!
     
  6. Badams

    Badams Well-Known Member

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    "I'm going to bedazzle your vagina" :lol:
     
  7. aliceanne

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    My iphone insists on changing my signature "Alice" to "Alive"!
     
  8. Kruss

    Kruss Not Auto-Tuned

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    My predictive text constantly tells my family I "live" them instead of "love" them.
     
  9. Nora_Charles

    Nora_Charles New Member

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    Ohhhh my God. Tears are streaming from laughing so hard. " Where is there an apocalypse nearby?" "Where is there an Alabama near me?" "Where is there an ankle zone?" "Autozone. My God. Where?"

    Or "S.O.B.! My *pen*. I broke my PEN." :lol:
     
  10. Andrushka

    Andrushka Well-Known Member

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    My ex husbands phone has done that before.It was pretty funny,I didn't tell him it was doing it,wanted to see how long it'd take him to figure it out ;) lol
     
  11. cruisin

    cruisin Well-Known Member

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    That was my favorite too. Hilarious, but some of them sound contrived ;)
     
  12. BigB08822

    BigB08822 Well-Known Member

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    Once I was texting a friend about our boss and I was trying to say that our boss is a certain 4 letter word beginning with C and ending with a T. My phone somehow autocorrected it to Cynthia. So from that point on we have always referred to people we don't like as being a Cynthia. lol
     
  13. antmanb

    antmanb Well-Known Member

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    I have just cried laughing readin them - they are great.

    Often it's a typo/autocorrect situation that get's the funniest responses!

    Ant
     
  14. walei

    walei Well-Known Member

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    This happens to me on an almost daily basis haha.

    Just yesterday my friend text me cuz she failed her exam. I replied with "awwww" and got changed to "sewers".
     
  15. Angela-Fan

    Angela-Fan Well-Known Member

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    hahaha i love it. Some of those are so crazy I find it hard to believe lol