Poop In Space

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by orbitz, Apr 19, 2013.

  1. orbitz

    orbitz Well-Known Member

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    Transcript of daily conversations between the Appollo 10 crew members revealed an issue with runaway turds in the space craft:


    Thank goodness no one had diarrhea :scream:. It probably didn't smell in space though but still, the thought of seeing one or more floating around and the astronauts having to dodge them. Ewww.
     
  2. DAngel

    DAngel Active Member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Thank you

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  3. Cyn

    Cyn Well-Known Member

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    Quick -- someone needs to call Howard Wolowitz to fix this problem

    (for those who don't watch The Big Bang Theory, Wolowitz designed the "waste elimination system" for the International Space Station)
     
  4. Rex

    Rex Well-Known Member

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    This thread is the shit...
     
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  5. GarrAarghHrumph

    GarrAarghHrumph I can kill you with my brain

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    I remember one astronaut being quoted as saying that there is nothing more beautiful than a "urine dump" in space. My daughter loves that one. Of course, she's nine. ;)
     
  6. Southpaw

    Southpaw Saint Smugpawski

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    But from which direction were the runaway turds grabbed? Left to right? Right to left?
     
  7. GarrAarghHrumph

    GarrAarghHrumph I can kill you with my brain

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    My daughter was trying to poop, and asked me to sing her a poop song (yes, this is my life :lol: ) So I started making one up, and then remembered this story! So not only did she get a poop song, she also got a "poop in space!" story. She was in bliss.