ONLY PASHA CAN SAVE THE ICE DANCE

Discussion in 'Great Skate Debate' started by esta, Feb 18, 2012.

  1. esta

    esta New Member

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    I WISH FOR PASHA TO MAKE CHOREOGRAPHYS FOR TOP ICE DANCE TEAMS. I CRY WHEN I WATCH ICE DANCE. IT IS AWFUL. TERRIBLE! DISGUSTING! TEAMS DO NOT MAKE DRAMA OR LOVE OR PASSION. ONLY PASHA CAN SAVE THE ICE DANCE. THE TEAM WHICH MOVES TO PASHA WILL WIN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL . THE JUDGES WILL BE HEPNOTAZED WITH CHOREOGRAPHY AND PASSION AND MARK THE 10,0.

    I PRAY THAT PASHA CAN AGAIN WIN THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL WITH PUPILS. SHE IS THE BEST ICE DANCER EVER AND WILL BE BEST CHOREOGRAPHER EVER AND BEST COUCH EVER YOU WILL SEE. HER TEAMS WILL NOT BE COME IN THE LAST PLACE LIKE USOVA`S. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo love, yours, esta.
     
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  2. zotza

    zotza allergic to brainless skaters

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    I guess ice dancers can sit on her if they're affected from high altitude,or even use the couch as a 'kiss n cry' couch.How original.:rofl:
     
  3. Ozzisk8tr

    Ozzisk8tr Well-Known Member

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    Is couch anything like a train, or a bike?
     
  4. rfisher

    rfisher Satisfied skating fan

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    Best couch ever!
     
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  5. zotza

    zotza allergic to brainless skaters

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    I was thinking more in terms of a "sofa" but now that you mentioned we can use the couch for facilitating dancers' transportation from the hotel to the ice rink in various competitions:)
     
  6. berthesghost

    berthesghost Well-Known Member

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    eh. after a grueling 4.5 minute FD, I would think :TT1: would make a more comfortable couch to sit on, black mark notwithstanding. you could always scotchguard her.
     
  7. skatefan

    skatefan Well-Known Member

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    Hepnotazed :rofl: esta is on a roll :cheer2:
     
  8. briancoogaert

    briancoogaert Well-Known Member

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    I couldn't agree more ! :cheer2:
     
  9. UMBS Go Blue

    UMBS Go Blue KWEEN 2016! YES WE KWAN!

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    EYS, now that Pasha's not competing anymore, she's sure to have a fatter a** and more ample thighs to serve as padding for people to sit on. :sekret:

    And, for most people, let's hope she doesn't have a strap-on or, worse yet, the, um, real thing. :eek:
     
  10. Beefcake

    Beefcake Guest

    Ooh, no that'll be censored ... moved to SS.
     
  11. TAHbKA

    TAHbKA Well-Known Member

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    Esta, you owe me a keyboard.
     
  12. casken

    casken Well-Known Member

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    Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
     
  13. essence_of_soy

    essence_of_soy Well-Known Member

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    Thank you FSU, for providing me with hours of ROTFLMAO entertainment.

    I'm having t- shirts with the following slogans on them printed IMMEDIATELY:

    TEAM HIRSH
    TEAM ESTA
    TEAM PROZAC
     
  14. genevieve

    genevieve drinky typo pbp, closet hugger Staff Member

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    No TEAM OLESYA?
     
  15. essence_of_soy

    essence_of_soy Well-Known Member

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    Of course. That one can be designed in crayon or finger paint.
     
  16. RumbleFish

    RumbleFish New Member

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    I totaly agree with you. Ice dance can certainley use Pasha the couch.
     
  17. nuge

    nuge Well-Known Member

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    If only :lol: COUCH rivalry between queen Krylova and Diva Pasha :kickass:
     
  18. bruno6

    bruno6 New Member

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    Pasha who!!! Grishuk?? Isn't she a coach ? Maybe she should ask Platov.
    Usova can be the ref....
     
  19. bruno6

    bruno6 New Member

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    My second question is how does Esta know that Usova is helping Kaz team,
    That came in last place? She is not listed as a coach ..
    Is Esta really In America were they train?? Hummm..,
     
  20. bruno6

    bruno6 New Member

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    Or is she stalking Usova... Esta may very well be a stalker..
    Usova better watch her back ... Esta may be not far behind???
     
  21. Seerek

    Seerek Well-Known Member

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    ...and only esta can save the Caps Lock
     
  22. zotza

    zotza allergic to brainless skaters

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    Esta can't be standing behind Usova.We all know that Usova can suddenly turn and blow smoke in her face..Very unhealthy....
     
  23. LilJen

    LilJen Well-Known Member

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    Hepnotazed = hypnotized via taser, ie, more painful than just ordinary hypnotism.
     
  24. Jot the Dot Dot

    Jot the Dot Dot Headstrong Buzzard

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    Only if she legally changes her name to "The Artist Formerly Known As Pasha".
     
  25. bruno6

    bruno6 New Member

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    But Esta did say she smokes?? Maybe Usova stole Esta pack of
    Cigs lol
     
  26. nuge

    nuge Well-Known Member

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  27. briancoogaert

    briancoogaert Well-Known Member

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    Pasha is not the only dancer with 2 Olympic golds : Platov is another one :p
    Anyway, if the other team is Virtue&Moir, no problem for me, if it's Navka&Kostomarov after a comeback, then, NOooooo !
     
  28. nuge

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  29. Cherub721

    Cherub721 YEAH!

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    It can't be broken in Sochi, only tied. ;) I would love to hear esta's thoughts on the concept of V&M matching Pasha's Olympic record!
     
  30. Proustable

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    It might be foolish to ask a serious question here, but what is Grishuk's current participation in ice dance/figure skating? Is she coaching or doing choreography?