He's considering his options The Johnny Weir Spectacular I have no applicable skills, . . . I was offered to do a porno movie. It was a masturbation movie. I looked at it and said no. Its dirty. So I wont do porn, I wont do anything where I have to wear a big fuzzy animal costume, like no Disney On Ice or anything, and thats basically it. Ill try pretty much anything else. I mean, I dont want to drive a Zamboni.