Names You Will NEVER Give Your Children

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by Cachoo, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. LilJen

    LilJen Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: I actually have a BIL named Ari Gold. I'm sure he's gotten all kinds of crap about it.
     
  2. screech

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    It is... his birth name is Alexander, though he says he's never been called that - it's only used on his government ID but even for his job, he's listed as Sandy.

    But seriously, with a name like Alexander, 'Sandy' is the best short form his parents could come up with?

    One of my friends is named Lara, and she doesn't like the spelling of her name because people always pronounce it 'Lair-a' and she really doesn't like that pronunciation because it's supposed to be Lar-a (like Car-a)

    I also have a friend named Margaret. Nice, normal name. She hates it. But instead of being nicknamed 'Meg', or 'Maggie' or anything like that, she goes by 'Peggy'. Again, another case of 'that's the name you picked?'
     
  3. my little pony

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    i have a friend who is younger than me named dorothy. her chosen nickname is dotsie. it sounds like someone in a sluggo cartoon.
     
  4. Alex Forrest

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    I always wondered how Peggy came from Margaret. Isn't Peggy's birth name Margaret Gail Fleming? I'm not a fan of the name Margaret. A friend at work named his daughter Margaret Helene. Loved the Helene part, the Marg part not so much. When I hear the name Margaret, I picture some obnoxious straight A ten year old tattling on her classmates.

    I love the name Alexandre. That would be close to the top if I had a son. I agree, with all the possible nicknames for this one, parents came up with SANDY??? Andy, Andre, Xander, Alex, Lex, etc. But to call their son Sandy?

    When my best friend had a daughter six years ago, I was honored to be the godparent. Not so honored to be given the task of naming her. My tastes run off-center and yet traditional. I submitted ten names, and they fell in love with Lilian Grace, and so it was. I knew they couldn't handle Athena, Aurora or Atalanta. hehe Well they had another daughter last year, and guess who they came to. But with a mature name such as Lilian, they couldn't possibly name the next daughter Debbie or Britney or whatever. Against my better judgement I proposed Vivien Hope. Another winner for them, except I was feeling like I was naming those two spinsters from the Waltons. The girls are nick'd Lily and Viv. Could be worse. But I feel somewhat responsible for the grandma-ing of names in the new century.
     
  5. danceronice

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    My cousin Kim married a guy named Tim. I told them if they named their kid "Jim" I was coming out there to kick ass and take names, literally. (They named him Jack.)
     
  6. made_in_canada

    made_in_canada INTJ

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    My mom's name is Margaret, and she hates it too. Though that's probably because my her, my grandma, my great grandma, and one of her cousins are all named Margaret. At one point they all lived in the same house :yikes:
     
  7. MacMadame

    MacMadame Cat Lady-in-Training

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    My daughter is named Margaret. We never call her that. We actually named her Maggie but put Margaret on the birth certificate so she had some choices later in life if she decided Maggie wasn't a serious enough name.
     
  8. michiruwater

    michiruwater Well-Known Member

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    One of my college friend's mother's maiden name was Sandy Fish.
     
  9. SpiralGirl

    SpiralGirl Well-Known Member

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    Are your family of German origin by any chance? In Germany, Effi (albeit without the E) is a name in its own right and I believe that it can also be short for Elfriede. In England, Effi can also be short for Elizabeth. I first heard of it when reading the novel Effi Briest but it's also the name of the female lead in an English TV series called Skins. I think it's a really pretty name :)
     
  10. misskarne

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    I think that's actually a male first name in Spanish. Dani Pedrosa, y'know.
     
  11. cygnus

    cygnus Liberal Furry

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    I think Margaret is a lovely name- and (like Elizabeth) there are many options for nicknames.

    Lots of "traditional" English names have nicknames and shorts that are somewhat puzzling, but they probably came about because the names were so common that variations were used to differentiate all the Marys, Annes, Catherines and such.

    Thus we get Margaret- Meg- Peg; Mary- Molly- Polly; Anne- Nan- Nancy; Edward- Ed- Ted; Christopher- Kester- Kit and lots more. Many are surprise that "Polly" comes from "Mary", but it does! Name origins are are fascinating things!

    Another name that surprises people is that "Daisy" can come from "Margaret"! Margaret in French is" Marguerite", which is a large kind of daisy. It was often given as a nickname in families with lots of Margarets. Of course it is also a flower name in its own right, but still- interesting.
     
  12. loulou

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    Yes, one should always be careful with fancy names, as you never know how the kid turns out.

    You call your boy Savage, and you're hoping a for a handsome guy that cleans up very nicely. But what if he grows to have stinky pits, weak teeth, and no talent for combing?
     
  13. Alex Forrest

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    I'm sort of going off on a tangent, but have any of you talked to your parents about what you would have been named if you were born the opposite sex?

    I only bring this up because my parents would never agree on a name. When my mom first got pregnant my parents agreed that if it was a girl, my mom would have full rights to the name. If it was a boy, he'd be Thurston Howell IV. So she named her first Jennifer Lynn, the most common combination of names in the 70s. A couple of miscarriages later, I show up in the oven, and would not be denied. My dad did not like the name Jennifer Lynn,ever, and he called rights on the name if it was a girl. He proposed Tovah Belle. In 1972. Not 1872. And the bizarre part is that my mother is of Jewish lineage and my WASPy dad made her convert to Christianity before he'd introduce her to his family. And then he picks TOVAH? Anyway, I was born and it was a bad delivery, a c-section followed by an emergency hysterectomy. I was in the NICU for a month and everyday my mom was there for 18 hours, my dad too concerned about not concerning his family was hardly there. She chose my name, not Thurston Howell IV, she told me, because she was in shock that my dad gave consent to remove her uterus (she understands it was to save her life, but still she didn't make the decision). So all bets were off. She signed the birth certificate when my dad wasn't there, and I am 'Alex Forrest' the first. My mom also said there was no way she'd sign off on any Tovah Belle. She liked the name Stephanie Dawn and she was angry enough to do whatever she wanted.

    Just an interesting recollection. I like the name Tovah Belle, not so inspired by Stephanie Dawn.

    Anyone else have a story about what your parents might have named you?
     
  14. Jenny

    Jenny From the Bloc

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    :confused: Is your father Jim Backus?
     
  15. gkelly

    gkelly Well-Known Member

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    If I had been a boy, I would have been named Jeffrey Louis.
     
  16. attyfan

    attyfan Well-Known Member

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    If I had been a boy, I would have been named "David Emil"; Emil for my mom's grandfather, who died while she was carrying me, but David because (a) "Emil" was too German and (b) dad liked Bible names. Since I wasn't a boy, mom wanted to name me "Emily", and dad held out for "Esther" (first initial). They flipped a coin; dad won.
     
  17. Alex Forrest

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    Haha, close. Thanks for getting the reference. My real name is not Alex Forrest the first either.
     
  18. kosjenka

    kosjenka Well-Known Member

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    My parents couldn't agree on my name, so my brother named me after his kindergarten girlfriend. He was 4.
     
  19. JeffClair1979

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    I could think of worst first names :lol:
     
  20. PDilemma

    PDilemma Well-Known Member

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    Nothing about opposite gender, but my mom loved two girls names that she had to give up because they would have been absolutely awful with our last name. She also inadvertently stole her sister's two favorite names. My older brother has my aunt's favorite boy name and I have her favorite girl name. Her son is younger than my brother and three weeks older than me. Had he been a girl, I would have a different name. Her daughter is five years younger than me.
     
  21. misskarne

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    I seem to recall my parents mentioning that I might have been "Jacob", which would have been interesting because the only Jacobs I've met since have all been horrible troublemakers!

    My brother is Dale, which Dad swears up and down has nothing to do with Dale Earnhardt Sr.
     
  22. PDilemma

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    Nearly every Jacob I taught was blond and a sweetheart. No idea why.

    On the other hand, I had multiple boys named Christian who were all completely awful. I found that ironic.
     
  23. snoopysnake

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    Hmmm...I never made the connection to "janitor," but a lot of people pronounce my name, Janet, as Janit. I have even seen a dictionary that says the second syllable of Janet is pronounced, "it." As far as I am concerned, however, Janet should be pronounced with a short "a" and a short "e." There are various Boston-area accents, one of which pronounces many short "a" words with a very long "e" instead. For instance, the little lamb was lost by Meeeeeeeery, the girl from Green Gables would be Eeeeeeeeeeeeun, and nuns were Keeeeeeeath-lic. Quite a few classmates on the playground would say my name as Jeeeeeeeeeean-it.

    What always has surprised me is when people from the USA pronounce Janet the same as Jeannette. Doesn't happen often, but it still puzzles me. Wonder if they accent the second syllable of "planet?" What happens much more often is that people will call me Janice instead of Janet, even some people who knew me fairly well. This has been going on my entire life. Anyone else named Janet that I've asked has encountered the same thing. I actually mentioned this once to someone named Janice and she said that people call her Janet by mistake. We can't win!
     
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  24. Moto Guzzi

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    My sister is Margaret Ann but goes by Margie. When we were kids, our older brothers would call her Maggie because she hated the name and would go into a rage. I would call her Maggoty Ann (she also hated Raggedy Ann dolls) and our younger brother shortened it to Maggot. Some of her coworkers call her Marge, another name she depises. They ignored her numerous requests to not call her that so now she doesn't respond when they call her Marge.
     
  25. somechick

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    My name is also Janet and I get the "Jeannette" all the time too. I chalk it up to most people are stupid and too self-absorbed to care about trying to say it correctly. But then, I would much rather get the Jeannette than the oh so original, "oooh, Janet Jackson" (as if they are the first to ever utter this) or "dammit, Janet" crap.

    On the awful names discussions, I went to high school with a girl named Little Parsley. Little was not a nickname, that was her legal name. And I work with a woman whose grand-daughter is named Desire--not Desiree', but Desire. She is almost too embarrassed to tell people the name she hates it so much...lol.
     
  26. Marco

    Marco Missing Ziggy

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    The other day at the gym I was served by this pretty lady named Wonderful.
     
  27. Karina1974

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    My oldest nephew Jacob is... blonde, blue-eyed and a brain just like my brother. He'll probably inherit my brother's height as well - 6'4". :)
     
  28. my little pony

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    i read it yesterday and i'm still chuckling to myself over little parsley
     
  29. MacMadame

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    This basically. Combine that with people who speak English as a foreign language and it's a been a donkey's age since someone spelled or pronounced my name correctly.
     
  30. Scrufflet

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    More on the Jeannette theme. This was my aunt's name and yet my dad always pronounced it Jen-ATT. No idea why! He was the only one in the family who did.
    When I was in high school, a student from an eastern country enrolled, name of Kotex. If this isn't registering with you, think Tampax! The name got changed very quickly.