Naked trangeneder woman runs down street...

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by Ozzisk8tr, Jul 13, 2010.

  1. Ozzisk8tr

    Ozzisk8tr Well-Known Member

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  2. Satellitegirl

    Satellitegirl New Member

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    Nothing like bringing negative attention to your plight by looking like a looney.
     
  3. Impromptu

    Impromptu Well-Known Member

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    I thought from the title that this was the beginning of an "insert punchline here" game.

    There's an improv comedy set that goes "A ___ walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'We don't serve ____s here.' And the blank says, <insert puncline>." THe audience fills in the blank, and the comedians have to come up with as many punchlines as possible. So if the audience suggested "bird" as the blank, the joke would go:

    A chicken walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve chickens here." And the chicken said:
    "I was just crossing the road."
    "I was following the egg - it came in here first."
    "I just need to rest, I'm so fried."
    <etc>

    A naked transgender woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve naked transgender women here." And the naked transgender woman said:
    "I just came in for some nuts."

    er... carry on....
     
  4. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    That joke is such a drag.
     
  5. Ozzisk8tr

    Ozzisk8tr Well-Known Member

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    I thought she would have gone up to the bar and said
    "I'm here for a Moijto"... or whatever that drink is called
     
  6. slicekw

    slicekw Poster of Pet Vines

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    A naked transgender woman has done too much meth. Whoa!
     
  7. Rex

    Rex Well-Known Member

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    It takes balls to do something like this....