"My brother's giant genitals make me wonder if we have the same father"

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  1. pat c

    pat c Well-Known Member

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    Good thing you're not bending over in the shower, you know what they say about soap on a rope. ;)
     
  2. heckles

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    Quit talking out your ass.
     
  3. skateboy

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    Should we change languages for this thread? I always appreciate a foreign tongue.
     
  4. heckles

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    I enjoy a cunning linguist.
     
  5. olympic

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    Has anyone seen their father/brother naked before? I haven't...or maybe I'm blocking it out ...
     
  6. madm

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    In families with many girls there is almost always wide variation in boob sizes, and that does not lead to speculation about genetics and having different parents. My mother had 8 girls in her family of 10, and the bra sizes ranged from A to D. So what's the big deal with genital size?
     
  7. heckles

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    Sure, but I didn't memorize the experience the way the letter writer has.
     
  8. aftershocks

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    Well, obviously you're hard-up for more. IOW, you apparently don't need Viagra to come back for more and get it on again and again ...


    Hmmm, it seems many men erroneously think size is a big deal. Length and size don't really matter, if you don't know how to use what you've got. Just as beauty is only skin deep. :p
     
  9. heckles

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    You just have to shove that down my throat, don't you?
     
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  10. aftershocks

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    Come again?

    :lol: :smokin:

    You seem too hot to handle, and definitely more than ready for an encore. :encore:
     
  11. Sasha'sSpins

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    This has to be one of the most hilarious thread titles ever!! :lol:
     
  12. heckles

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    Oh, for the love of Peter, just stop!
     
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  13. aftershocks

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    You’re demanding that we stop now??? After claiming you had me licked??? What a tease!

    I too love PeterG, but why get him revved up again with his naughty entendres? Surely you know that two’s company and three’s a crowd.


    ETA:

    Don't bother calling on Tom or Harry either to help you save face after this coitus interruptus.
     
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  14. heckles

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    Forgive me Aftershocks, for I have skinned.
     
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  15. aftershocks

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    You heckles, after all that boasting? FYI, making lame, flaccid excuses will not gain you concessions.

    Instead of toasting you as the inexhaustible winner, we’ll be roasting you as the limp whining wiener.
     
  16. FGRSK8

    FGRSK8 In Search of a Lost Chord

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    I think it is time we wrap this rascal up.....
     
  17. heckles

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    I was merely trying to pay my pen-ance.
     
  18. aftershocks

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    Sounds like a gambler down on their luck … or a preening prick, that whenever the going gets tough, wraps his balls quickly in hand and heads for cover.

    Or perhaps you’re just pitying poor heckles.



    Trying to pay pen-ance??? You’re robbing peter and trying to pay pea-nuts!
     
  19. heckles

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    You're being a giant tool. I'm maul choked up and about to ball.
     
  20. aftershocks

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    Not a surprise you've diminished and thus resort to flailing and wailing.
     
  21. heckles

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    I'm not whaling. Stop orca-strating my demise!
     
  22. aftershocks

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    Apparently you can't read, spell, nor ring my bell.
     
  23. heckles

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    Sorry, it's hard for me to puncreate without being in a full state of arousal.
     
  24. aftershocks

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    :blah:

    Pfft then re your half-cocked allusion/ delusion of being seamen worthy.
     
  25. heckles

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    This chat is losing its sense of erection.
     
  26. aftershocks

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    You’re all whimpered out/ wimped out, and obviously lost your erection and your direction many posts ago.

    It might be time for you to focus more on your puns than your p*n*s.
     
  27. heckles

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    And here I thought your hard was grower fonder for me.
     
  28. aftershocks

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    Aha! Party pooper perks up.

    After drooping in a head-to-head, you’re now dropping your meager pretensions and regaining your boastful dimensions.
     
  29. heckles

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    You're all wet. Time for me to put my tool back in the box.
     
  30. aftershocks

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    Again no surprise that a direct taunt got you prickled where it counts … even your puns are ready to rise and shine.
     
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