"My brother's giant genitals make me wonder if we have the same father"

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by skateboy, May 18, 2013.

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  1. sap5

    sap5 Well-Known Member

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    I prefer to just lie back and think of England.
     
  2. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    We've made it to Page Fourskin.
     
  3. Southpaw

    Southpaw Saint Smugpawski

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    How much longer will it gonad?
     
  4. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    We should stop probing this topic.
     
  5. Southpaw

    Southpaw Saint Smugpawski

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    No. Don't stop.
     
  6. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    What is your prepuce for kuntinuing this?
     
  7. Reuven

    Reuven Official FSU Alte Kacher

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    Are you gonna drive off in your Vulva?
     
  8. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    If you thrust this into vaginas, I'm labial to just leave.
     
  9. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    That's not so strange. My genitals make me wonder all kinds of things. Like...what would Balzac think of this thread??
     
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  10. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Wow, are you homo genius?
     
  11. Southpaw

    Southpaw Saint Smugpawski

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    I heard he's a member of Menses.
     
  12. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    That's not funny. Period.
     
  13. skateboy

    skateboy Well-Known Member

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    All this talk does nothing to stimulate the man in me.
     
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  14. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    What's his name?
     
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  15. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Peter O'Toole.
     
  16. aftershocks

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  17. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Maybe I like beating around the bush?
     
  18. aftershocks

    aftershocks Well-Known Member

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    Uhhh, is that beating or licking ... :slinkaway



    BTW, can we please be spared Bush references of any kind ... after all 20 administration years of it was way more than enuf!!!

    And then there's Jeb waiting in the wings, or is it skulking in the shadows ... :scream:
     
  19. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, my puns have you all licked.
     
  20. aftershocks

    aftershocks Well-Known Member

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    I suppose that means this thread has finally climaxed.
     
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  21. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I think I've shot my load.
     
  22. Quintuple

    Quintuple papillon d'amour

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    Great, meating adjourned! I'll type up the minutes ... or make that sloppy seconds.
     
  23. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    I had a swelled head, but this contest brought me to my knees.
     
  24. Quintuple

    Quintuple papillon d'amour

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    Well pick up your legs! Do you need me to lift you up against the wall?
     
  25. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    You're making me feel beaten and man-handled.
     
  26. skateboy

    skateboy Well-Known Member

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    I suppose you want my comeback.
     
  27. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I'm pretty hard-up.
     
  28. Reuven

    Reuven Official FSU Alte Kacher

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    Well, that type of thing can be hard-on a body.
     
  29. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    I shall stiffen my resolve.
     
  30. Southpaw

    Southpaw Saint Smugpawski

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    You wood.
     
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