Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by skateboy, May 18, 2013.
I prefer to just lie back and think of England.
We've made it to Page Fourskin.
How much longer will it gonad?
We should stop probing this topic.
No. Don't stop.
What is your prepuce for kuntinuing this?
Are you gonna drive off in your Vulva?
If you thrust this into vaginas, I'm labial to just leave.
That's not so strange. My genitals make me wonder all kinds of things. Like...what would Balzac think of this thread??
Wow, are you homo genius?
I heard he's a member of Menses.
That's not funny. Period.
All this talk does nothing to stimulate the man in me.
What's his name?
Enough of this foreplay already! Come on!!!*
*Get it in and get it on
Maybe I like beating around the bush?
Uhhh, is that beating or licking ...
BTW, can we please be spared Bush references of any kind ... after all 20 administration years of it was way more than enuf!!!
And then there's Jeb waiting in the wings, or is it skulking in the shadows ...
Yeah, my puns have you all licked.
I suppose that means this thread has finally climaxed.
Yes, I think I've shot my load.
Great, meating adjourned! I'll type up the minutes ... or make that sloppy seconds.
I had a swelled head, but this contest brought me to my knees.
Well pick up your legs! Do you need me to lift you up against the wall?
You're making me feel beaten and man-handled.
I suppose you want my comeback.
Yes, I'm pretty hard-up.
Well, that type of thing can be hard-on a body.
I shall stiffen my resolve.