"My brother's giant genitals make me wonder if we have the same father"

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  1. Wiery

    Wiery Well-Known Member

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    This thread is facocked...

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  2. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Getting teste, are you?
  3. Simone411

    Simone411 aka IceSkate98

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    I don't see a loose screw to tighten up in this thread.
  4. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Well, then you're nuts.
  5. Simone411

    Simone411 aka IceSkate98

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    Well, yeah. I'm really crazy about Macadamia Nuts. :cool:
  6. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Taking a crack at nut puns now?
  7. Reuven

    Reuven Official FSU Alte Kacher

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    Is there gonna be a testes on all this?
  8. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    No, you're the head of the class.
  9. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    i'm pulling out of this thread
  10. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    My, you got prickly all of a sudden.
  11. Dr.Siouxs

    Dr.Siouxs Well-Known Member

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    She's gone, gone, gonearhea.

    Ok, I'm leaving too. :slinkaway
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  12. Marge_Simpson

    Marge_Simpson Well-Known Member

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    This is disgraceful, and I intend to take a firm stance on this topic!
    I think you've all overstretched here, why must you all be so hard-headed? There is no need to make this thread longer than it has to be.
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  13. skateboy

    skateboy Well-Known Member

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    No need to get a swelled head over it...
  14. Reuven

    Reuven Official FSU Alte Kacher

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    Well, that's a big phallacy.
  15. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    I knew you'd give me the shaft.
  16. Simone411

    Simone411 aka IceSkate98

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  17. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for sliding that in.
  18. Moto Guzzi

    Moto Guzzi Well-Known Member

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    The Rhode Island School of Design has a basketball team called the Balls and a hockey team called the Nads with the official cheer “Go Nads!”. Their mascot, Scrotie, is a giant penis: http://www.frightcatalog.com/blog/2011/04/21/scrotie-the-risd-mascot/. The school also has a fencing team called the Pricks and a sailing team called the Seamen. I don’t know if you have to be a dick to get admitted there.
  19. heckles

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    Great to see a new-comer here with such wit and hummer.
  20. Marge_Simpson

    Marge_Simpson Well-Known Member

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    Come on people, you really have to get a grip on yourselves. This is just what I predicted, you are all stretching this out and making it longer than it has to be, can't you take yourselves in hand?
  21. sap5

    sap5 Well-Known Member

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    I prefer to just lie back and think of England.
  22. heckles

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    We've made it to Page Fourskin.
  23. Southpaw

    Southpaw Saint Smugpawski

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    How much longer will it gonad?
  24. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    We should stop probing this topic.
  25. Southpaw

    Southpaw Saint Smugpawski

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    No. Don't stop.
  26. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    What is your prepuce for kuntinuing this?
  27. Reuven

    Reuven Official FSU Alte Kacher

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    Are you gonna drive off in your Vulva?
  28. heckles

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    If you thrust this into vaginas, I'm labial to just leave.
  29. PeterG

    PeterG Argle-Bargle-ist

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    That's not so strange. My genitals make me wonder all kinds of things. Like...what would Balzac think of this thread??
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  30. heckles

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    Wow, are you homo genius?
  31. Southpaw

    Southpaw Saint Smugpawski

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    I heard he's a member of Menses.
  32. heckles

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    That's not funny. Period.
  33. skateboy

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    All this talk does nothing to stimulate the man in me.
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  34. PeterG

    PeterG Argle-Bargle-ist

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    What's his name?
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  35. heckles

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    Peter O'Toole.
  36. aftershocks

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  37. heckles

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    Maybe I like beating around the bush?
  38. aftershocks

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    Uhhh, is that beating or licking ... :slinkaway



    BTW, can we please be spared Bush references of any kind ... after all 20 administration years of it was way more than enuf!!!

    And then there's Jeb waiting in the wings, or is it skulking in the shadows ... :scream:
  39. heckles

    heckles Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, my puns have you all licked.
  40. aftershocks

    aftershocks Well-Known Member

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    I suppose that means this thread has finally climaxed.
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