Mom takes 5 yr old to Tanning salon

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  1. skipaway

    skipaway Well-Known Member

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    :yikes: She should be on that weird show on TLC "My Strange Addictions"
    She's so leathery looking!
    She's accused of taking her 5 year old, who now has a sunburn, into the tanning bed.
    Yikes!
     
  2. overedge

    overedge Well-Known Member

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    This woman has something seriously wrong with her. This is scary.
     
  3. Beefcake

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    Moronic saddlebag.

    Everybody knows that normal parents take their 5 year-olds in for spray tanning. :p
     
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  4. Garden Kitty

    Garden Kitty Tranquillo

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    At least everyone who has seen Toddlers and Tiaras. :lol:
     
  5. CantALoop

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    I didn't know they brought Zwarte Piet to the United States.
     
  6. agalisgv

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    Felony charges? Really?
     
  7. milanessa

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    :rofl:
     
  8. CynicElle

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    :rofl: I'm so stealing that ...
     
  9. Southpaw

    Southpaw Saint Smugpawski

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    New Jersey. Bizarroworld. Have you not been listening to me all these years when I've taken the time to regale you with the tales of my people?

    :shakes head in sadness and failure:
     
  10. milanessa

    milanessa engaged to dupa

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    Ah, but cruisin keeps undermining you...
     
  11. danceronice

    danceronice Corgi Wrangler

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    I have saddles with lighter-colored leather than that.

    I think she OUGHT to be worrying about who's going to raise her daughter after she dies of malignat melanoma.
     
  12. Tesla

    Tesla Whippet Good

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    I actually think the mother is telling the truth, but lady has some serious issues. She looks way too old to be the mother of a 5-year-old. She looks scary! :yikes:
     
  13. skatingfan5

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    At her reported age of 44, she's certainly not too old to be the mother of a 5-year-old. However, she looks a couple of decades older than 44. And "scary" doesn't begin to describe her appearance. :yikes: :scream:
     
  14. Badams

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    Yes, I think she is telling the truth. I don't think she took her daughter tanning, but part of me thinks it's mostly because she's not willing to share her time in the bed! :lol: Although taking a child into a room with you while tanning isn't really ideal either, but I don't think it's a crime. She seriously looks terrible. I actually feel sick looking at her. :(
     
  15. Anita18

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    Aaaaah her skin color WTF! :scream:
     
  16. Tesla

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    That's why I said looks. :) That picture is seared into my retinas. And I'll match your :yikes: and :scream: and add an :eek:!
     
  17. BigB08822

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    That can not be her actual skin color (even from tanning obsessively)! She didn't look that bad in the mug shot! Do you think she has such an obsession that she coated herself in something before filming? She looks darker than most African American people I know. She looks like she has black face on! I know people who tan constantly and they never ever look even close to that color.
     
  18. IceAlisa

    IceAlisa Épaulement!!!

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    :rofl:
     
  19. skatingfan5

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    You're right -- she doesn't look nearly as bizarre in her mug shot -- although that other photo is nearly as bad as the video clip. The owner of the tanning salon she frequented (20 times a month! :eek:) says that he thinks her current luggage-leather skin tone is the result of self tanner or bronzer or some such similar product. He probably doesn't want any potential clients to think that she's the norm at his establishment.
     
  20. julieann

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    She looks like my son's catchers mitt. That is beyond obsessive tanning.
     
  21. LilJen

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    And she thinks that the tanning has IMPROVED her looks???
     
  22. heckles

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    That mother ought to go to jail for abuse, especially for making her kid live in New Jersey.
     
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    I think the video was photoshopped. There is a photograph in the video where she in not nearly as dark. Dark tan yes, but not that surreal shade.
     
  24. myhoneyhoney

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    Oye. Yeah, that's pretty much toast right there.
     
  25. DickButtonFan

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    She dipped herself in chocolate beforehand?:confused:
     
  26. cruisin

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    Not true! :lol: I don't deny that there are bizarre ones here. But, we're no worse than any other state, just different ;)!

    FTR, she claims that she did not allow the child to tan. She brought her into the room with her. The child misspoke when she told classmates that she went tanning with mommy. To the child, that's probably what she thought. But, I believe the mom, I don't think the child went into the tanning booth. Kids can say some pretty damning things that can be taken the wrong way.
     
  27. my little pony

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    i call dibs on the mother's skin when she dies. i have been wanting a new couch.
     
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  28. UMBS Go Blue

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    My first guess before opening the link was that this had happened in vapid, superficial Orange County, but...

    ...not surprised that it's Joizey either. :p
     
  29. Aussie Willy

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    OMG she looks like a zombie. That is one skary tan.
     
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