Miss USA, Bad Questions, Worse Answers, Lingerie, Trips, Tears, Johnny Weir

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by soxxy, May 16, 2010.

  1. soxxy

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    Colorado won the evening gown.
  2. Fergus

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    Joan re: Missouri: "She was dipped in Gatorade".

    Perfect.
  3. topaz

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    Oklahoma's dress was not attractive to me. Is Ms. Michigan of middle eastern descent?

    I liked Cali's dress the best. I thought Ms Colorado's dress didn't fit her well, near the rear it looked gathered.
  4. Rex

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    Miss Oklahoma and Miss Missouri had two of the most godawful gowns I've ever since in a pageant. Especially the former - it was horrid.
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  5. LuckyCharm

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    She is Lebanese-American, according to Wiki.
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    :shuffle: I liked miss oklahoma's dress. miss missouri not so much.
  7. PrincessLeppard

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    Please. It's so we can snark at them.
  8. topaz

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    I say Ms Michigan better win. That's the only woman up there I can see competiting the gorgeousness of the South American women, Asian and Eastern Euro women. She's exotic looking.
  9. PrincessLeppard

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    But she's an arrogant bint. If she wins, her ego won't fit in the building.
  10. soxxy

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    Don't know who's out, but Michigan and Colorado are in. American blondes are not "in" for Miss Universe unless they are extraordinary.
  11. topaz

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    Ms Teen USA's name is Stormy...
  12. PrincessLeppard

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    See? We're all nice here in Nebraska. :)
  13. topaz

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    lol, that's what it takes. Ms Venezuela is usually aloof but damn if you make it out of Venezuela as the winner, you got braggin rights.
  14. Fergus

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    Commercial break:

    So who's been the most beautiful Miss Universe of recent memory?

    I'd turn straight for Jennifer Hawkins.

    Mori (JPN) was adorable too.
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    I haven't watched much of this competition, other than they beginning when they were introduced, but I did tune back in just in time for the evening gown competition (which is always my favorite part). When I first saw Missouri at the beginning of the show, I thought she was the most gorgeous of all 51 contestants. And while she physically still looked gorgeous during the evening gown segment, her dress was definitely a mistake. The top & bottom didn't go together at all. I thought the top looked fine and maybe the bottom could look good depending on the design of the top, but the top & bottom as a whole were awful. *sigh*
  16. LuckyCharm

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    Oklahoma? Really?
  17. Fergus

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    Top Five:

    Oklahoma (Ok, the dress has grown on me in past 10 minutes)
    Michigan
    Colorado
    Virginia (peeka-boobies!)
    Maine

    Now, you gotta prove ya gotta brain, girls!
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    Southpaw Saint Smugpawski

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    It's going to be a blonde podium.
  19. LuckyCharm

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    Michigan and Colorado in, which is all that really matters, but I think California should have made it over one of the other blonds.
  20. Rex

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    I'm outta here. Not impressed at all with the top five.
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    I'm rooting for Colorado or Maine so far - I don't necessarily think they'll win, but so far they've annoyed me the least.
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    Tuning in just in time for the question. *insert evil laugh*
  23. topaz

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    Dayana Mendoza - Venezuela
    Mpul? - Boswana
    Vega from Domincan Republica
  24. LuckyCharm

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    Whom would you have chosen?
  25. Fergus

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    EW, Michigan did the phoney pageant "Thank you!" at the end of her statement.
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    Michigan... eww, please go back and join Carrie Prejean in obscurity...
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    Ms Colorado's posture is not good, she stands to far back on her hips.
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    Botswana, true, lovely and such poise!

    Trinidad & Tobago was very glam and classy too.
  29. PrincessLeppard

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    She also fist pumps for herself. Pleh.
  30. Garden Kitty

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    This is "a" question, not THE question

    Nice of the host to mock Miss Maine's height. Please somebody pick Johnny's name!!!!!
  31. Rex

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    None of the top five.
  32. soxxy

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    Oklahoma - blah
    Michigan - will win or second, needs more refined speaking
    Colorado - first or second
    Virginia - not gonna happen
    Maine - she may "read" better in person, but I don't think so
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    Oh. But it's ok when Plushy does it. ;)
  34. Fergus

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    Johnny is in fat Liz Taylor wearing Halston at Studio 54 drag.
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    Gonna go with Maine.... Has Maine EVER produced any National title?

    She could make history. And those question were just BLECHH.

    Maine FTW.
  36. Fergus

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    Dear god, she thinks she's Snooki.
  37. PrincessLeppard

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    At least he's done more than walk around in an evening gown. :p I mean, *I* can strut around in an evening gown in five inch heels, but I'm not cheering myself on, you know? I can't land a quad, though. Or a waltz jump that's more than two inches off the ice.

    So if Miss Colorado wants to cheer for herself, I'm fine with that. ;)
  38. soxxy

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    They don't introduce the judges?????
  39. LuckyCharm

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    But are either of them beautiful, funny, intelligent, intimidating nerds???? I don't think so!:drama:
  40. Fergus

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    Final question!!!

    Has anyone understood one word that weird Australian dude has been saying?

    "There's a name on the cod!"