Miss USA, Bad Questions, Worse Answers, Lingerie, Trips, Tears, Johnny Weir

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by soxxy, May 16, 2010.

  1. IceKween

    IceKween New Member

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    I viewed her answer as the "Sarah Palin Factor". She probably had sooooo many answers sorta memorized in her head, that when she didn't get a question that required a rote answer, she went nowhere and everywhere. Her question was not that difficult, if she would have just stopped and thought.
    That's the problem with these pageants and the obligatory questions. These beauty queens try to cram in 20 years of not paying attention into a two month crash course in answering any kind of question. Basically Sarah Palin. That's what you get. And frankly, that's why I watch, it's hilarious to see them squirm and then put that pageant smile back on thinking they did a'ight.
     
  2. Rex

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    Egads! It was horrid!
     
  3. Fergus

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    Who is this strange host lady, a miniature cross betwixt Maria Shriver and Vanessa Williams?

    "Boys Like Girls", according to Carrie Prejean, the way it should always friggin' be!!!!
     
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  4. Sylvia

    Sylvia On to GP & U.S. Sectionals!

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    Trivia note: Miss Colorado, Jessica Hartman, once was a competitive figure skater (not high level, I believe), and Ryan Jahnke used to coach her. :)
     
  5. Southpaw

    Southpaw Saint Smugpawski

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    Anybody can go shopping at Caesars Palace. It takes a special kind of girl to play $2 blackjack with the old farts at El Cortez.
     
  6. LuckyCharm

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    If this dance number is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, it's kind of clever. If not, :yikes:.
     
  7. Fergus

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    Kansas' stomach looks healthy, not emaciated like Arkansas.

    Good god, someone give Michigan a gallon of Ensure! :wideeyes:
     
  8. PrincessLeppard

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    Oh, is that who these pretty but not very talented yet playing a catchy song are? :grope:
     
  9. LuckyCharm

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    You are mean.:p

    I don't usually go for blonds, but Miss Colorado is darn cute.
     
  10. Fergus

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    Missouri's got an old mouth.

    Alabama, girl, one needs to learn how to walk before entering a pageant.
     
  11. PrincessLeppard

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    Virginia attempting to be Paris Hilton.
     
  12. Southpaw

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    This sounds like the music in one of my step workout DVDs.
     
  13. soxxy

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    Colorado and Maine with the highest scores. I say Colorado has this won if she can speak.

    Arkansas, Kansas, Pennsylvania and Nebraska out. Wyoming too.
     
  14. Garden Kitty

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    Is anyone in the audience who is looking what the judges are wearing even noticing Carmelo with Johnny on the panel?
     
  15. Fergus

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    Joan should ditch her daughter and bitch-fest with Johnny instead. ;)
     
  16. Garden Kitty

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    There's a women's pro basketball league in Switzerland?
     
  17. Southpaw

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    Playing with her kitty????? :eek:
     
  18. LuckyCharm

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    Based on pure pretty, I think Michigan has a good shot.
     
  19. Fergus

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    Top Ten:

    Tennessee
    Maine
    Mississippi (enjoys reading or breeding?)
    Alabama
    Michigan
    Oklahoma
    Missouri
    California
    Virginia (almost went ass over head! Save that for Miss Universe, girl!)
    Colorado
     
  20. Garden Kitty

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    I have to go with the skater from Colorado.
     
  21. soxxy

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    Agreed. Who has a better chance for Miss Universe?
     
  22. Garden Kitty

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    My passion is happiness - that's deep Miss California.
     
  23. kylet3

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    Based on "real" factor I would most like to spend a day with Missouri, she looks like she'd be a blast to hang out with
     
  24. Fergus

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    Mississippi likes hanging out with her brother's friends.

    I wonder if they make up the entire local high school football team.
     
  25. PrincessLeppard

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    I guess we're required to, huh? Anyone know her name, beyond Miss Colorado? We could find vids and critique her spiral.
     
  26. Fergus

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    Miss Universe is weird, sometimes they go for sorta-pretty-but-smart and sometimes its hottie-with-no-brain.
     
  27. Fergus

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    Ah, the emotive choreographed evening gown strut.

    Someone make the scary bear stop singing.
     
  28. Southpaw

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    That evening gown line dance gave me one of those "too embarrassed to watch" moments that hasn't happened to me since Fantasy Island.
     
  29. LuckyCharm

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    I have to say, every year I have mad respect for the ladies who have been cut and still manage to fake smile their way through these lame musical numbers. I could not do it.
     
  30. Fergus

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    Mississippi: "Red, sexy, and flowy, just like me."

    Um, red and flowy? Ew.