Miss USA, Bad Questions, Worse Answers, Lingerie, Trips, Tears, Johnny Weir

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by soxxy, May 16, 2010.

  1. soxxy

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    Starts at 7 pm EDT on NBC.

    The glamour photos:

    http://www.missuniverse.com/missusa/members/contestants

    I preferred last year's '30s and '40's glamour photos, but the buzz word on a tv interview I saw earlier this week was "relevance."

    I like Texas and Vermont.

    Hope Johnny gets to ask a question. Will he wear a tux?
     
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  2. LuckyCharm

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    I don't know why I still watch these things, but here I am. I don't care for the photos. I don't object to lingerie shots, but most of those are not particularly tasteful or attractive, nor "relevant," IMO. I'm excited to see Johnny and Paula Deen on the judging panel.
     
  3. soxxy

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    I love Johnny and Paula Deen and I bet they hit it off.

    Maybe the "relevance" thing is a reference to the Lane Bryant lingerie ads. Errr....probably not.

    Hall of Fame worst answer to the final question from Miss Teen South Carolina:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&feature=related
     
  4. BittyBug

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    They look like either hookers or drag queens, or both. Where are Fergus and Beefie for (in)appropriate commentary? :drama:
     
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  5. Southpaw

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    Why isn't Ashley Dupree in there as Miss New York?
     
  6. LuckyCharm

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    I always felt kinda sorry for her. It's hard being on the spot like that, even when you've practiced. Sometimes people just choke. I'm not sure how I would have answered that myself. You can't say "Because a whole bunch of us are fecking idiots, that's why!":lol:
     
  7. soxxy

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    Looks like Trump rewards those who participate on the Apprentice with a gig.
     
  8. PrincessLeppard

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    I kinda like those sparkly mini-dresses. :shuffle:
     
  9. Garden Kitty

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    Is this a real pageant? None of these women have done the two hands held out to the audience in shock and thanks move when they're called down?
     
  10. Rex

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    If anyone can make Johnny gain weight, it's Paula :lol:.
     
  11. Garden Kitty

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    Because she lives in NJ?

    ETA: I wonder if they got to pick the color of sparkly dress they wanted?
     
  12. Southpaw

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    Did I see a gap tooth smile in that lineup????

    Gap tooth FTW!!!!
     
  13. Garden Kitty

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    Mississippi is moving her head like the animatronic Lincoln at Disneyland

    ETA: how tall is Miss Maine?
     
  14. PrincessLeppard

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    Wheee! Look at all the midwest girls making it through! Nebraska??? Who would've guessed? :)

    And the majority are brunettes!

    One spot left...it has to be Texas. Maine? Did Texas not make it through? Did I miss it? Holy pageant upset, Batman!
     
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  16. soxxy

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    Miss Colorado is Ivanka-ish. I see about five possibilities to go to Miss Universe. Texas was a not very pretty blond.
     
  17. Southpaw

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    Team NJ gets shafted again!!!!

    :soapbox:

    We shoulda had Ashley Dupree in there.
     
  18. LuckyCharm

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    I see no possibilities to actually win it, though.
     
  19. kylet3

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    I think Miss Washington got majorly hosed... I was also kinda hoping to see Miss Indiana who rallied against DADT... but I digress.
     
  20. soxxy

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    I need one more look.
     
  21. Fergus

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    CHEERS! Sorry, didn't realize the tranny whore parade started so early!
     
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  22. kylet3

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    Holy hair on Kristen Dalton!
     
  23. soxxy

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    LOL
     
  24. Fergus

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    Paula Deen is so plastic, she could use her face as a spatula.

    Tara Connor, the bitch who blamed Kayne for losing Miss Universe.

    Johnny Weir got attacked by a gay yak! :yikes:
     
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  25. Smiley0884

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    I LOVE Miss Nebraska!!!! One of my favs so far!!!! :cheer2:


    Woot! Johnny Weir!!! WTF is he wearing? :rofl: Love him.
     
  26. kylet3

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: Johnny!
     
  27. Southpaw

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    Did Johnny do a smash-n-grab at the Liberace museum?
     
  28. LuckyCharm

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    He also randomly assigns his friends and relatives to be judges.

    Carmelo looks weird with no hair.
     
  29. Fergus

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    And a god-awful clashing shirt and tie combo.
     
  30. Fergus

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    And after the Cupcakery, they all barfed as a group.