Mariah Carey Names Her Twins

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  1. Beefcake

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    Apple and Jermajesty get nearer to perfectly acceptable kid names with each subsequent celebrity kid naming. :lol:
     
  2. allezfred

    allezfred Mince Pie Depriving Admin Staff Member

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    I thought this was going to be about what Mariah called her breasts. :shuffle:
     
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  4. PDilemma

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    Was that the decor or the place? Because Mariah went with the decor, after all. if the Smithsonian was the place, she would've needed to go with an adjective descriptive of the area, I think. I can't be sure. Someone should ask Mariah! :lol:
     
  5. Angela-Fan

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    :lol: Maybe I should name any future girls I have Love Park.
    Seriously like someone else posted, why can't she just name the kid Marilyn? I guess Monroe isn't a terrible name but still.. And the other name:yikes:
     
  6. my little pony

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    I think Moroccan is pretty embarrassing. I think Moroccan Scott sounds like a disco in some awful musical Casablanca remake.
     
  7. jenniferlyon

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    Before I opened this thread, I took a guess-- normal names or weird? I chose weird. But these aren't as weird as I expected, considering that she's a celebrity.
     
  8. FiveRinger

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    Ijust wouldn't answer to any of that sh*t, I am sorry. If you love your kids unconditionally you wouldn't hang those effed up names on them.
     
  9. Yazmeen

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    Um, excuse me, but in my OB/Gyn days, I had a mom who named twin boys "Larry and Lawrence" (called one "Law") and one who named her twins "Rhett and Scarlett."

    Don't get me started on the "General Hospital" freak (this was the early to mid 80's) - we kept trying to get her to ditch "Scorpio" in favor of Robert, the character's first name. No go.

    Re: Mariah and Nick: Son will likely be called "Rocco" or "Roc," and frankly, "Monroe" is nice. I have no issue with their choices.
     
  10. Beefcake

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    :lol:

    But, yeh, what would she name those twins?

    Dumbo and Lefty? Salinea and Silocona? :slinkaway
     
  11. mila19

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    Those are very thoughtful choices :D but I'm guessing she wants to keep the letter M within her brood.
     
  12. Loves_Shizuka

    Loves_Shizuka Gettin' my sass out

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    Titania and Tatiana.

    Tit and Tata's for short.
     
  13. MikiAndoFan#1

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    :rofl:
     
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    Mam and Mary?
     
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    Ah, good question. That was the place (the Smithsonian Castle), but I don't know which room, so I don't know the decor. Could be French Impressionist, or Stained Glass, or American Colonial, or Crypt. :D
     
  16. Rex

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    :lol:

    Then someone I know would have to name their son Back Seat Stratus.

    Director Ron Howard and his wife Sheryl gave their children middle names of all the cities they were conceived in...
     
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  17. mila19

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    Nice:lol:
     
  18. NancyNC

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    I think I would have a hard time convincing Mr. NC that a child of his should be called Cape Cod National Seashore. Would it be Coddy for a nickname? :p
     
  19. Cheylana

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    When I hear the name Monroe I can only think of the neighbor on that old TV show Too Close for Comfort.

    Great, now I have that stupid TV theme song in my head :mad:
     
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  20. Wyliefan

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    Get your mind out of the back seat! We're talking about places people got engaged in. :lol: My friend did not have sex in the Smithsonian . . . as far as I know.
     
  21. Rex

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    Well, they WERE engaged....so to speak.
     
  22. Cheylana

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    :eek: Rex hath spoken wondrous naughty! :eek::lol:
     
  23. shan

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    :rofl:
     
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    They will have shortened names by the time they attend pre-school. M. Scott or Rocco for him and Mona or Ro for her.

    Apple and Moses are better choices? Suri? When you have celeb status parents, it probably doesn't matter if you have unusual names. Moon Zappa?
     
  25. Rex

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    Jason Lee of Earl fame named his son Pilot Inspector.. :confused:
     
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    Actually, it's Inspektor. Even better! :lol:
     
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    Well we all knew already she was totally mad. :p
     
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  30. shan

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    I remember watching a VH1 show about the crazy celeb. baby names. I think the oddest one to me was a baby named Audio Science. I think the mom's name is Shannyn Sossamon and was the leading lady in Knight's Tale w/ Heath Ledger.