Man with World's largest penis stopped by TSA at Airport

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  1. Andrushka

    Andrushka New Member

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    :lol:

    :rofl: :rofl:

    He could have some business cards made up that say "Worlds largest Penis" and the next time the airport people stop him and ask what's in his pants just hand it to them.If they proceed after they are just curious LOL
     
  2. CantALoop

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    If he is a skater, I wonder if he'll go faster if he tucks himself during a scratch spin. :p

    Or would it count as a difficult variation if he grabs his appendage and holds it away from his body core?
     
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  3. flipforsynchro

    flipforsynchro New Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  4. Dave of the North

    Dave of the North Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he could fill in (so to speak) for the guy who has marathon sex sessions with the worlds heaviest woman when he wants a break...
     
  5. hydro

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    I'd imagine it takes a lot of blood to fill up that penis, so I'm not sure he's *up* for that kind of exertion. I'd imagine he's prone to light-headedness, and with her marathon sessions, poor guy would require ample sustenance.

    Then again, he might be if he helped eat some of her 10,000 calories. Vitamin C apparently does a lot to help with blood flow and erections.

    :lol:
     
  6. Rex

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    :rofl: So true.
    Ron Jeremy having a big schlong is like a Hyundai Excel with leather seats from Bridge of Weir.
     
  7. skateboy

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    And the line of the day goes to... CantALoop!!

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    (I suppose he'd pretty much have to do that in a sit spin...)
     
  8. Ozzisk8tr

    Ozzisk8tr Well-Known Member

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    How do you think the I spin came to be. The A spin came into action right around that same time. :shuffle:
     
  9. Japanfan

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    It happened to me once - it was about the size of my little finger flaccid and didn't get much better. Basically he couldn't do much with it and it was so embarrassing. He was a big, gorgeous guy. I didn't know what to do, did not feel it was my place to address the issue or give him comfort. In retrospect, maybe I should have. It must have been horrible for him to live with that.
     
  10. duane

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    I've seen several of John Holmes' early movies and he was never able to completely "fill up", which is why I never understood how he became such a huge porn star. I mean, who wants to watch a porn movie with a less-than-full tool?
     
  11. Rex

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    He's not gonna be able to do jumps with THAT thing...
    I'm guessing his spins are well-centered though...
     
  12. CantALoop

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    I'm not sure about spins...for some reason that conjured up images of him entering a scratch spin and his tackle flying loose and fluttering out rapidly like a windsock in a hurricane.

    As for jumps, I suppose if he jumped high enough he would be able to overcome a (third) leg wrap?
     
  13. flipforsynchro

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: you have the best comments
     
  14. skateboy

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    OMG!! You kill me! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  15. heckles

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    I never understood his appeal either, because the guy was way fug.
     
  16. skateboy

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    Really? Guess I never looked at his face...