Man with World's largest penis stopped by TSA at Airport

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by olympic, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. olympic

    olympic Well-Known Member

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...risked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html#slide=more238830

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    My thoughts -

    Some men's problems don't seem that bad :shuffle:

    Why do the world's ugliest men have .... oh, never mind :shuffle:

    I really need a job :slinkaway
     
  2. Jemestone

    Jemestone New Member

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    Who needs beauty when you're packing 13.5 inches :grope:
     
  3. Prancer

    Prancer The "specialness" that is Staff Member

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    There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, and that would be a good example :scream:.
     
  4. Artemis@BC

    Artemis@BC Well-Known Member

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    God has a sense of fairness?

    (p.s. I am predicting that by this time tomorrow this thread will have an extremely high "view to post" ratio.)
     
  5. skateboy

    skateboy Well-Known Member

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    But is he truly happy? :grope:
     
  6. Jemestone

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    Never know to I try and I'm definitly up for the challenge ;) He's not even ugly :p
     
  7. Japanfan

    Japanfan Well-Known Member

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    It must be a huge ordeal to be packing that much c***. The guy would constantly be having to make sure it didn't show or people would be starting/laughing at him constantly. It would be worse than having huge boobs because those you just have to pack up, not hide. . .
     
  8. Jemestone

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    Um, I hide my big boobs all the time.

    From my culture having a big penis is a plus :D
     
  9. ks777

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    lol, I thought middle eastern guys had the biggest penis.
     
  10. BigB08822

    BigB08822 Well-Known Member

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    I probably know way too much about him but isn't it true that no one has ever seen his erect penis? I mean, I am sure SOMEONE has but no one to officially give this measurement from what I know. I am also sure SOMEONE out there has a bigger penis. Oh, I also saw him in some special on TV and the dude was out on a date with a girl and he is about the gayest thing out there. Who was he trying to fool?
     
  11. Prancer

    Prancer The "specialness" that is Staff Member

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  12. Buzz

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    Oh dear..... That picture of him in the yellow spandex was just... :scream:
     
  13. Prancer

    Prancer The "specialness" that is Staff Member

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    Rolling Stone reports Falcon's penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[1] When videographed improperly self-measuring during a Yanky Panky interview Falcon's penis was less than 8 inches (20 cm) in length. [5] Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

    :scream::scream::scream:
     
  14. jamesy

    jamesy Well-Known Member

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    See, Prancey, there's a dark side to having the answer for everything.
     
  15. Spinner

    Spinner Where's my book?

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    As a gay man, sure, I wouldn't turn down seeing it. But other than that I'm with Prancer. Keep it away from me. :scream: :scream: :scream:
     
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  16. Jemestone

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    I'm sure African guys has the world beat in that aspect ;)
     
  17. Alex Forrest

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    I read this on HuffPo. I feel sorry for him, and having a penis that size is a turn off. Doesn't fit in your mouth or elsewhere unless you have an epidural and are pushing out a baby.

    It's kind of funny but I wouldn't want to see him in porn with a woman or a guy where he tries to assert his manhood.

    There is big and that's good, but then there is NO THE HELL WAY, ANYWHERE.

    At least he's kinda blah lookswise. If he looked like Brad Pitt, there might be some extra inspiration... hehe

    But no, the biggest penis in the world is some guy in Africa who is terrorizing his many wives and girlfriends.

    I never got a ruler out but I've been with a guy who was so enormous I just said "Sorry, can't/won't do it". He'd heard that most of his life. It's a tough road to hoe. He was like "Can you at least try?" I said, look my mouth doesn't unhinge like a snake and no way are you going to get in me, I'm still telling people I'm a virgin! The hell I'm going to get an episiotomy for a one night stand! F off. Too bad, so sad.

    Weird. And security was just getting its jollies.
     
  18. orbitz

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    Is there such a procedure as a penis reduction? How can he walk, much less jog, with what is literally a third leg! I bet it can't point up when it's erect; Too much weight.
     
  19. Jemestone

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    I guess for most a mandingo is too much to handle, for me a 5 incher or smaller and I would lose my damn mind. I just look at something that's barely bigger than my fist and think WTH am I supposed to do with this :confused:

    To each its own I guess :shuffle:
     
  20. Jayar

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    Jonah posts here. Be nice to him.
     
  21. Prancer

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    There's a whole lot of real estate between 5 inches and 13.5 inches.

    I mean, seriously, where could you put it that it wouldn't hurt? Don't answer that.

    If he wanted people to be nice to him, he wouldn't have been photographed in those yellow spandex shorts.
     
  22. CantALoop

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    Amen to that sister/brother! :40beers:

    To Jonah's credit, he's a hell of a lot better looking than Ron Jeremy, who IMO isn't even that big compared to a lot of today's crop of XXX stars.

    That being said, anything over 6" is scary.

    A big schlong is like a taser - it can be voyeuristically entertaining to see it used in demonstrations...but it's also painful, so keep that thing pointed away from me!
     
  23. IceAlisa

    IceAlisa Épaulement!!!

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    Yup, that's a whole other unit of a more than an average size.
     
  24. Living Saint

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    Amen, amen Prancer, make ready the way of the Lord. You have done His bidding, and brought me my new missionary service. I must to Africa and South America, to do the Lord's work. I shall work night and day, on my knees if need be, to convert the heathens, one sinner at a time.

    Praise God from whom all blessings flow! :saint:
     
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  25. Jemestone

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    Yeah that was the point :D And not feeling it at all cause it's too darn small is just as bad as hurting because it's too big.

    :lol: Amen, I didn't need a map but I certainly can plan my vacations better now ;)
     
  26. Anita18

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    Seriously. I would cry if faced with that monster. :scream:

    Wait, he was on The Daily Show? How come I don't remember this?!?!


    There is! :scream:

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  27. kylet3

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    As a gay man, there are certain things that I can respect and :swoon: over, but something that big?!? :scream: Get it the hell away from me! :rofl:

    There are the guys who look like they have a "mangina" to which I think "what the hell am I supposed to do with that?". the guys with the just right, where I think "Ok now this I can work with", the guys who are slightly larger which make me think "Ok, I hope I don't get lockjaw with this", and then there's guys like this one who make me think "oh dear god, that's a third leg!, I'm going to run the other direction now!"

    Oy.
     
  28. overedge

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    Is he a skater??

    I don't even want to know how he knows this. Was he bored one day and staring at the door, and thought "Hmmm......"?

    (I also notice that he is a Yankees fan. Which makes sense because they are big d*cks in many ways. RED SOX NATION)
     
  29. BigB08822

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    Seriously? :rofl:
     
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