Larry King Getting 8th Divorce

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by ilovepaydays, Apr 14, 2010.

  1. ilovepaydays

    ilovepaydays Well-Known Member

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    Larry King Files for Divorce #8

    You would think after so many divorces (plus the $$$ involved) that King wouldn't bother getting married again. But then again (and this may seem cruel), why would a woman, knowing that a man had divorced so many times, think that she would be the one he would stick with?
     
  2. Bailey_

    Bailey_ Guest

    We'll said... he's the male version of Erica Cane...
     
  3. jenny12

    jenny12 Well-Known Member

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    Does he have a pre-nup?
     
  4. Matryeshka

    Matryeshka Well-Known Member

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    Larry King has lots of money, and more importantly, lots of connections to lots of important Hollywood people. And since he gets divorced fairly regularly, the wife knows she wouldn't have to put up with him for that long.

    In return, he gets a nice female accessory to carry around to various functions and pretends to be a young, studly journalist instead of an annoying old sycophant.

    It's the classic example of Hollywood mutualism.

    Though I am interested in the details as this marriage lasted considerably longer than most would think for King--almost 13 years!--and was more long-lasting than many other Hollywood marriages.
     
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  5. StonewshMullet

    StonewshMullet Well-Known Member

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    His wife turned 50, which is too old for Larry. He likes his women young. What a dirty old man.

    BTW, I always thought of Susan Lucci has a butter face, if Larry's her male counterpart would you call him buthiseverything?
     
  6. soxxy

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  7. Prancer

    Prancer Jawwalking Staff Member

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    As Samuel Johnson said way back in the 18th century, remarriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
     
  8. nubka

    nubka Well-Known Member

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    What's a "butter face?"
     
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  9. StonewshMullet

    StonewshMullet Well-Known Member

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    A butter face: A girl with an exceptionally hot body but an exceptionally ugly face. Everything but-her-face is attractive.

    ie Her body is smokin... but her face (butter face)
     
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  10. orbitz

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    I'm sure the alimony would be good even if there was a prenup.


    Larry, call me. You too Donald Trump. :lol:
     
  11. orbitz

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    That's the same as labeling someone a BFD: Beauty from a distance.
     
  12. soxxy

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    Or in the movie Clueless: "She's a Monet." Looks good from a distance.
     
  13. backspin

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    Or a 50/50 girl: looks good from 50 feet away, or going by at 50 mph..... :dog:
     
  14. missflick

    missflick New Member

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    Or Elizabeth Taylor.
     
  15. Beefcake

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    :drama: "8 divorces" is just mean talk against that poor charmer Larry. Really it's just his seventh wife, negative nellies!

    So, who's next for this hunky side of beef? :grope: Anyone here angling to be lucky #8?
     
  16. StonewshMullet

    StonewshMullet Well-Known Member

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    Liz Taylor was considered to be one of the most beautiful people in the world. A blind person would think Larry King was ugly.
     
  17. soxxy

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    Larry's guest tonight is my new crush, Pamela Anderson, so he'd better leave her alone! Better Kate Gosselin would take up with him.
     
  18. MOIJTO

    MOIJTO Banned Member

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    Has he beaten Liz Taylor yet?
     
  19. Cheylana

    Cheylana Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
  20. Rock2

    Rock2 Well-Known Member

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    Geez, Louise, I don't think I've had 8 DATES!
     
  21. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    he's 100 and his heart is held together with a rubber band, the hep C would kill him
     
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  22. Wyliefan

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    Once those Hollywood guys get older, they finally seem to pick the wife they want to stay with and settle down. At least, it was that way for Frank Sinatra and Cary Grant and some of the other classic stars.
     
  23. orbitz

    orbitz Well-Known Member

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    He looks like Phil Spector in that picture. Scary.
     
  24. BaileyCatts

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    Hey.... if it would get me a couple million in a divorce settlement, I'd do him. :rofl:
     
  25. nyrak

    nyrak Active Member

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    So I've heard Elizabeth Taylor is supposedly getting married for the umpteenth time....now Larry King is getting divorced. Hmm....have they finally run out of other people to marry and they'll end up together?
     
  26. soxxy

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    Based on several news reports on the morning shows, it seems pretty clear Larry had taken up with Shawn's younger sister and Shawn with her son's baseball coach. Not to go get all serious on FSU at 8a.m., but it's really kind of sickening for anyone to have an affair with his sister-in-law. C'mon.
     
  27. Jot the Dot Dot

    Jot the Dot Dot Headstrong Buzzard

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    Do you, Lawrence King, take this women to have and hold for as long as you live?

    I do. Detroit!
     
  28. Beefcake

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    younger sister?!! :rofl: Yeh, Shawn was getting a little long in the tooth ... virile prowler like Larry can't be stuck with an old woman.

    WTH is wrong with these people? And, I dare to ask, what does King have that would make a [40-something?] sister lose control and join her bag-of-bones 75 year-old BIL in an affair?
     
  29. StonewshMullet

    StonewshMullet Well-Known Member

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    Money. :bribe:
     
  30. Lacey

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    So, if they both had affairs, why did Larry purportedly pledge 5 houses to her, or whatever the rumor is?