Johnny Depp Is Single

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by PeterG, Jun 20, 2012.

  1. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    Johnny Depp splits from partner Vanessa Paradis

    I am glad, for I choose to blame her for telling him his long straggly hair and somewhat there facial hair (along with the glasses and hat) have e v e r been a good look for him...
     
  2. genevieve

    genevieve drinky typo pbp, closet hugger Staff Member

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    I thought they broke up a few months ago?
     
  3. FiveRinger

    FiveRinger Well-Known Member

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    I was going to say the same thing.
     
  4. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    Really? Then how can his recent MTV award win when he still showed up all scraggly?? It's all her fault, it has to be! Otherwise he'll stay scraggly!! :drama: :wuzrobbed

    P.S. This is not really a picture of Richard Greico today is it??? :yikes: :scream:
     
  5. GarrAarghHrumph

    GarrAarghHrumph I can kill you with my brain

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    Oh, good. Now's my chance! :lol:
     
  6. Holley Calmes

    Holley Calmes Well-Known Member

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    He seems to have started believing his own publicity. I adored him as Jack Sparrow, but lately....yawn. There are so many other beautiful men out there...some even with talent! :lol:
     
  7. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    Yes, those people with three Academy Award nominations to their name are so talentless! :lol:
     
  8. CynicElle

    CynicElle Well-Known Member

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    Aw, Peter. Why'd you have to go and link to that? It's embarrassing how badly I was crushed out on that guy in college. Johnny too, but something about Richard really brought out the :swoon: in me.

    And I always thought Johnny and Winona Ryder were cute together ...
     
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  9. Holley Calmes

    Holley Calmes Well-Known Member

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    I wasn't besmerching Johnny's talent at all. He's a genius at times. BUT...there are others....I'm just kind of tired of Johnny's public persona right now.
     
  10. emason

    emason Well-Known Member

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    Some of them assuredly are, but Depp isn't in that category.
     
  11. Sparks

    Sparks Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the update. Mr. Depp is currently in my neck of the woods. When I meet him, I'll know it is acceptable to kiss him. :)
     
  12. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    Then use one of these for your computer's wallpaper:

    Greico as Booker #1

    Greico as Booker #2

    Greico as Booker #3

    So how many are on your list of three-time nominees for an Academy Award who you feel are talentless?
     
  13. Simone411

    Simone411 Just Flip-Flopping Around

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    Oh, yes! I love Johnny Depp! Bennie & June and The Ninth Gate are two of my favorite movies. :cheer2:
     
  14. MINAM

    MINAM The "NICE" Admin Staff Member

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    Me, too! I liked him with Paradis as well.
     
  15. Holley Calmes

    Holley Calmes Well-Known Member

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    An unrelated but weird side story: My family doctor thinks he is Johnny Depp. Every Halloween, he dresses up like Jack Sparrow and his entire medical staff has to wear pirate costumes. I think that's pretty cool. BTW-my doc was the state of Georgia foil fencing champion when he was in college. So, Jack does sword fight....

    I think this proves that Johnny Depp can be inspirational-even in strange ways - to people you would never believe would be affected.
     
  16. Rogue

    Rogue Sexy Superhero

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    Amber Heard might not like it if you do. At least, scuttlebutt is that Johnny left Vanessa for Amber.
     
  17. michiruwater

    michiruwater Well-Known Member

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  18. Rogue

    Rogue Sexy Superhero

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  19. overedge

    overedge Well-Known Member

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    And once again, this proves that it is never a good idea to get your publicist to plant an "everything is fine" story in PEOPLE magazine :lol:
     
  20. Wyliefan

    Wyliefan Well-Known Member

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  21. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    Amber leaving her girlfriend for Johnny Depp is a very good career move.
     
  22. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    Just saw a video where it is reported that Depp will lose 100 of his 400 million dollars to Paradis. If he gets a good financial adviser, I think he will make it through this.
     
  23. falling_dance

    falling_dance D. Murakami's Newest Fan

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    Hmph. You think you understand the plight of the (soon-to-be) tricentimillionaire, but you don't. You really don't.
     
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  24. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    Je ne care pas pour les travails de la Bourgeois... :blah: :drama: