Instant Who Was Better Poll - Silly Edition

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  1. snoopysnake

    snoopysnake Well-Known Member

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    The next responder answers the previous question, ending that poll. Then they ask the next crucial poll question. (Much like the ToToTo.. on Off the Beaten Track.) The sillier the matchup, the better!

    Jackson Haines or Wanda Beazle?
     
  2. berthesghost

    berthesghost Well-Known Member

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    Wanda!

    Who completely misunderstood west side story more: Annette poetzch or dull & duller (tt/mm) ?
     
  3. Vagabond

    Vagabond Well-Known Member

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    Hanes. Totally Hanes. Beazle had crappy edges! :scream:
     
  4. falling_dance

    falling_dance The Scarlet Unlettered

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  5. berthesghost

    berthesghost Well-Known Member

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    Allez Jackie d'B!

    Who was better (all the better to offend you with my dear):

    WTC Hair Debris (Irina Lobacheva / Ilia Averbukh in SLC)

    or

    Bimbo Negritos (Oksana Domnina / Maxim Shabalin in Vancouver)
     
  6. falling_dance

    falling_dance The Scarlet Unlettered

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    the WTF hair streaks

    Moseley/Dorsey completing the difficult Pamchenko Twist
    or
    Michaels/McElroy surviving the Iron Lotus?
     
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  7. Triple Butz

    Triple Butz Well-Known Member

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    Iron Lotus FTW!

    Who was the best Olympic Zamboni?

    Hubert (Albertville)
    or
    Bobek (Nagano)
     
  8. Vagabond

    Vagabond Well-Known Member

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  9. flipforsynchro

    flipforsynchro New Member

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    ALISSA AND JEFFREY, because MICHAL IS MINE.

    Best Splatfest (eta: in terms of performance, not the importance of the event)
    Hubert's 1992 Oly LP
    Alissa's 2012 World LP
    Daisuke Takahashi's 2004 TEB LP
     
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    Czisny's 2012 World LP

    Who's the better entertainer:
    USOVA or ESTA?
     
  11. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Well-Known Member

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    No brainer - ESTA

    Best fighty fight

    Usova Vs Pasha
    Harding's Bodyguard Vs Kerrigan
     
  12. falling_dance

    falling_dance The Scarlet Unlettered

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    Usova vs Pasha

    Best interpretation of the Boston Pops version of "Headed for the Future" by a twentysomething US lady wearing a champagne-colored dress:

    Trenary's
    or
    Kerrigan's?
     
  13. Wyliefan

    Wyliefan Well-Known Member

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    Trenary.

    Which is better: V&M's unconfirmed Carmen or D&W's unconfirmed Malaguena?
     
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    V&M, because of Scott's dazzling performance as Carmen, even if Tessa was somewhat unconvincing as Jose.

    Which spin is more TMI: A-spin by a man or I-spin by a lady?
     
  15. gkelly

    gkelly Well-Known Member

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    Depends what they're wearing, so I'll say the lady I.



    Junior World Champs
    1. French girl
    2. Lisa Ervin
    3. Lu Chen

    Surya Bonaly 1991 or Laetitia Hubert 1992?
     
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  16. falling_dance

    falling_dance The Scarlet Unlettered

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    Laetitia Hubert in 1992

    Best short program performance to Rigoletto in 1994 or 1995 by a Russian man dressed in blue and black (and known for his superlative jump technique)?

    Urmanov's or Kulik's?
     
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    misskarne Spirit. Focus. Ability. Tenacity. Aussie Grit.

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    Iliaaaa

    Best Rachimanoff in a floaty pale blue shirt and prettyness:

    Sasha Abt or Rippon?
     
  18. falling_dance

    falling_dance The Scarlet Unlettered

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    Rippon at the 2010 Japan Open

    Promising teenagers who tried to beat the sekret curse of the Erich Kunzel/Cincinnati Pops España Cañí, and, like Midori Ito before them, failed to do so:

    Susan Humphreys (in 1994) or Denis Ten (in 2010)?
     
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  19. Aussie Willy

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    Denis Ten

    Best bad behaviour at a presentation

    Plushenko 2010 Olympics or Bonaly 1994 Worlds
     
  20. Plusdinfo

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    Bonaly, without a doubt.

    Best imaginary couple: Nicole Bobek/Paul Wylie or Yuka Sato/Johnny Weir?
     
  21. museksk8r

    museksk8r Holding an edge and looking dangerously sexy

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    Bobek/Wylie . . . Love it! Skating's wild child/renowned fag hag meets Jesus Skater. Oh, the possibilities! :rollin:

    Worst hyper arms:
    Lysacek
    Flatt
    Meissner
     
  22. berthesghost

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    write in vote tie between Irina and Orser. So much laundry hung out to dry!

    Best use of see thru mesh in a costume:

    Evan's sherenipplezade

    vs

    Abt's Barelegero
     
  23. satchelpooch318

    satchelpooch318 New Member

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    ABT! :D

    Favorite camel spin wipe-out:

    Sasha @ 2003 Worlds
    Shizuka @ 2003 Worlds
     
  24. PinkFeathers

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    Evan's sherenipplezade :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Best rainbow animal:

    Stéphane's Zebra

    Florent's Lime Tiger On Acid
     
  25. falling_dance

    falling_dance The Scarlet Unlettered

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    1) :sasha1:'s
    2) Stéphane's Zebra

    "If you're going to[...]try to copy an icon, you'd better be very careful about it. Once [you've] seen Maria Callas in Tosca or heard Judy Garland sing "Somewhere over the Rainbow", you'd better be careful about trying to copy it. If you're going to sing the national anthem, you'd better be Whitney Houston and not Roseanne Barr."
    or
    "If that doesn't put a finizzle in her schnizzle, nothing else will."
    ?

    ETA: :duh: :eek:

    Okay, here's another.

    "Seems he's conceding the long program to Plushenko..." (Scott Hamilton in 2002)
    or
    "A quad, eight [sic] triples, all the pressure put on him by Evan Lysacek. He's responded, and surely he's retained his Olympic title." (Simon Reed in 2010)
    ?
     
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  26. Vagabond

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    "Seems he's conceding the long program to Plushenko..." (Scott Hamilton in 2002) :rolleyes:

    Best difficult triple jump done only in practice:

    Petra Burka's triple lutz

    or

    Tiffany Chin's triple axel
     
  27. falling_dance

    falling_dance The Scarlet Unlettered

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    Chin's triple axel

    US skater--born in 1999--winning the novice or junior national title in 2012 with a long program set to the theme of The Godfather (and whose last name is "Chen").

    Nathan Chen
    or
    Karen Chen?
     
  28. berthesghost

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    Shiz's spin pas was :lol: while Sasha's splatspin (TM) was more :respec: due to being fed up with the overhype. So.... Babs under hill for the win for combining the two so effortlessly

    Nathan gets my Chen vote

    Who did drag better:

    Surya as a matador
    Vs
    Urmanov as Odette the white swan
     
  29. FunnyBut

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    Urmy/Odette.

    Who rocks the granny hair ?

    Slutskaya

    or

    Sebestyen
     
  30. falling_dance

    falling_dance The Scarlet Unlettered

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    Sebestyen

    DomJesus
    or
    KavaJesus?