Inmate..er..um.. "Smuggles" 30 Items into Jail

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by overedge, Feb 16, 2011.

  1. overedge

    overedge Well-Known Member

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  3. gkelly

    gkelly Well-Known Member

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    What was he arrested for, and was there any reason to believe that he anticipated the arrest at the time he hid the items?

    If it's not illegal to be in possession of those items outside the jail, and if it's not illegal to have items inside one's rectum (although what would be the point, if not for some sort of smuggling?), then what if someone just happened to have such items in such a location at the time of an unexpected, unrelated arrest?
     
  4. orbitz

    orbitz Well-Known Member

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    He looks awfully young and well-groomed still to be homeless. That's sad.


    Ok, so if I was his lawyer, here's my defense for him:

     
  5. Rex

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    This will hurt him in the end. No pun intended.
     
  6. Kelleys6th

    Kelleys6th Active Member

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    My sister ~ a former NYC Police Officer ~ would say "CLASSIC!"
    She used to tell us about the women who used to do these types of things, and I couldn't understand why or how?

    BTW Rex: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  7. Jot the Dot Dot

    Jot the Dot Dot Headstrong Buzzard

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    Rectum? Surprized the stunt didn't kill him!
     
  8. Rex

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    :rofl: You are right, BUTT....