Inappropriate Winners and Styling Devices: Golden Globes

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by Matryeshka, Jan 13, 2013.

  1. Matryeshka

    Matryeshka Well-Known Member

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    No thread yet? :fragile:

    Just started watching my DVR. Messing lives up to her name cause she is a hot mess. She looks like a chicken squawking while she was talking. I would not wear that hair to work, the dress makes her look pregnant, and the bracelets on both arms is wildly inappropriate.

    Hayden Panittere's eyebrows scare me. They're bordering on the guy from Center Stage and OC.

    And let me just say, I hate this trend of the dress being longer than the woman and no slits. You can't see THE SHOES. I NEEEED the shoes.

    There are just no words for Kelly Osborne's hair. Even Katy Perry's smurf hair is laughing at her.
     
  2. my little pony

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    lol i was just wondering why matry hadnt started a thread
    smash has noms? best scarf placement?

    tina fey looks great on the red carpet
     
  3. Eden

    Eden Well-Known Member

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    I like Claire Danse's red dress. She just had a baby and she looks amazing.
     
  4. my little pony

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    i like jodie foster's dress, she looks like a very glamorous hood ornament
     
  5. Matryeshka

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    I loved Claire Danes whole look except the eye make-up; it was too severe. In general, I think the make up has been better than it's been in the past

    Oh Lisa Dunham. That's a gorgeous dress but not on her, and only skinny ingenues who want to date Johnny Depp should have pixie hair cuts.

    ETA: Quick poll. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that no, Lisa, girls do not pee in front of each other. I've never peed in front of another girl. Not even in Europe. :p
     
  6. topaz

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    Zooey D looked good in red.
     
  7. oleada

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    Lurve Kerry Washington's look.
     
  8. topaz

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    Lots of color on the red carpet. Good for the girls.
     
  9. topaz

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    Gabby Douglas the gymnast ....
     
  10. skipaway

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    Lots of black too.
     
  11. Matryeshka

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    Amy Poehler is channeling sexy Dianne Keaton? I have no idea whether I think this is a great look or Soccer Mom Dominatrix. I think it's the capri length--that's just wrong anywhere.

    Tina Fey is getting better and better at dressing for theese events.
     
  12. Eden

    Eden Well-Known Member

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    OMG, the US gymnastic team ( Gabrielle D. and Ally R.) should have wear their OLY outfits instead of those uncomplimenting dresses... :scream:
     
  13. topaz

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    Kelly Osbourne irritates me... Whatever with her easter egg colored hair. She's not a musician or a rock start nor is she an Inner city diva.
     
  14. IceAlisa

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    That is NOT a flattering look on Aly Raisman :yikes:

    I want to be Jennifer Lawrence, and also be her friend :shuffle:
     
  16. Matryeshka

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    I almost like it. I applaud her trying to look like an adult. When Julia Louis Dreyfuss first came up, her dress looked a lot like a camo negligee, but when she stepped up I like it. Even if it does sort of resemble Madonna's underthings.

    Sarah Hyland's outfit would be great if she was ten years older. It's a little too mature. And see, she has fab shoes but you can't see them because her dress is too long.

    The manicam is beyond ridiculous, but I like it. :shuffle:
     
  17. oleada

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    Lucy Liu looks like my grandma's tablecloth

    I want to know what Julia Louis Dreyfuss is doing, because she looks amazing at 52.
     
  18. Eden

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    Oh, Sam Fox - Mr. Golden Globes - is so cute!
     
  19. my little pony

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    this girl they fired ann currie for is so random, she's not interesting enough to dislike, she's just a bland void like a human empty set
     
  20. topaz

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    OK, is Jodie Foster secretly got some horrible illness, cause she's like the youngest Cecil B. Demille Lifetime Achievement Award winner ever. I thought it was a rule you couldn't get that before age 75, and even then, you're kind of young.
     
  22. topaz

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    Loving Emily Blunt's Gold dress and Rosario, that is a great neckline for a busty woman. Nice color too.
     
  23. Cyn

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    The consensus around here is that she shot someone's curtains or bedspread for that fug-ass fabric :yikes:

    He got the best of both his parents in the looks department.

    Jessica Chastain's dress :scream: - the color is gorgeous but that bodice makes her boobs look like they're down around her waist :yikes:.

    Jodie Foster looks amazing :swoon:.
     
  24. IceAlisa

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    I know you shouldn't ask this question but I can ask here: is Alyssa Milano pregnant?

    Is this the night of nude mermaids? Megan Fox and Amy Adams think so.

    I wish I could see the whole look for Isla Fisher but what I can see here I like, albeit somewhat figure skatey: http://media.miamiherald.com/smedia/2013/01/13/18/56/zFIJZ.St.56.jpeg

    Perfect hair and make up, though.
     
  25. Matryeshka

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    Amy Adams is channeling Nicole Kidman tonight.
     
  26. Kruss

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    Cyn - my sister noticed that, too, about Jessica Chastain. Looking like grandma boobs.

    I think Jennifer Lawrence's dress looked like there were wings on her boobs.
     
  27. topaz

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    I love Hugh Jackman.
     
  28. Cyn

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    I only caught a quick glimpse earlier, but Sally Field, from what I saw, looked friggin' A-MA-ZING. Loved the bodice of her gown.



    Who doesn't? :lol: ;)
     
  29. my little pony

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    i dont like zoey deschanel's big round pearl choker w her red strapless dress
     
  30. Matryeshka

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    Jennifer Lawrence is hiding her arrow quills in her boobs in case the Golden Globes turns into the Hunger Games. She's prepared.
     
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