Discussion in 'The Trash Can' started by orientalplane, Apr 9, 2013.
Maybe they have.
Pterodactyls would win because they could fly up and doing twenty revolution jumps.
Pterodactyls would be merely acrobats above the ice. The judges would never look past their skating skills . . . OR LACK THERE OF.
Everyone is so jealous of the pterodactyl's skating skills.
I heard the velociraptor was seen in Paris with David Pelletier. OR WAS IT HER SISTER???
Nah - the judges would consider it "flying across the ice" and give them 10's in SS
Just another example of Pterodactflation . . . its bad enough they are so highfalutin in press conferences.
Honestly. I get busy and miss out on the Trash Can polls for a week, only to find that the Velo-ubers are out in force once again!!!
And this surprises you? Those Velo-ubers are so crazy and mean, unlike Archaeo-ubers who never utter an unkind word about any other dino...
May the purple pox strike down the Veloco-ubers. Oh wait that is Barney isn't it?
The Brachiosaurs are the Trixie Schubas of the dino world. If compulsory figures are still in place in major competitions, they should be able to do enough to win. All they have to do is coordinate their forelegs with their hindlegs. In fact, bipeds like human Trixie Shubas should have nothing against the steadiness of the quadriped Brachiosaurs!
What about poor Ducky? "No, no, no!" to winning? She deserved a gold medal for pouting that sweet duck bill at the judges!
Barney had to sit out, because he could not get public funding for training.
I thought he lost his eligibility after taking part in an unsanctioned event.
It looks like the Animal Kingdom has an up and coming Hawaiian competitor.
What a beautiful spin!!!! but a little bit slow..
Here's another voice for Pluschenkosaur.