If Every Skater Fell on Every Jump, Every Spin & Went Overtime By 28 Minutes...

Discussion in 'The Trash Can' started by fenway2, Sep 6, 2013.

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Gold Medal Winner

  1. Midori Ito from Costa Rica

    8.7%
  2. Michelle Kwan from Ethiopia

    32.6%
  3. Midori Ito from Mozambique

    10.9%
  4. Yuna Kim from Malawi (assuming she makes it out of nationals)

    21.7%
  5. Irina Slutskaya from Philippines

    10.9%
  6. Midori Ito from Turkey

    13.0%
  7. Hanae Yokoya from Belarus

    10.9%
  8. Lilia Podkopayeva from Agentina

    37.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. fenway2

    fenway2 Well-Known Member

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    And they only wore one skate and were from a different country other than the one they usually represent. Who Would Win?
     
  2. judgejudy27

    judgejudy27 Well-Known Member

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    Chan would of course. In fact it is entirely possible Chan could do that and win even with everyone else skating well given how he is scored.
     
  3. overedge

    overedge Well-Known Member

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    Purple.
     
  4. falling_dance

    falling_dance Bravo, Patrick.

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    Gold: Midori Ito from Mozambique :encore:
    Silver: Midori Ito from Costa Rica :cheer2:
    Bronze: Midori Ito from Turkey :cheer:

    I could be wrong, of course. It might end up coming down to the respective weights of the federations each Midori represented.
     
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  5. AxelAnnie

    AxelAnnie Well-Known Member

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    I voted for Michelle. Irina would have won, but she was pregnant with Midori Ito's child.
     
  6. CantALoop

    CantALoop Well-Known Member

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    Polly Pooperak wuzrobbed again :mitchell:
     
  7. lulu

    lulu New Member

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    Midori Ito from Turkey was so robbed! Of course, what do you expect from the nefarious dealings of the Mozambique-Costa Rica block? :blocjudge
     
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    bardtoob Well-Known Member

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  9. VIETgrlTerifa

    VIETgrlTerifa Well-Known Member

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    Come on, the Eastern Bloc would have totally helped Hanae Yokoya from Belarus. Of course, unless they traded her win for a win in another discipline...like in Ice Dance where every partner switched partners last minute, didn't know what rhythm was, and wore their skates on their hands.
     
  10. BaileyCatts

    BaileyCatts Well-Known Member

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    Since I couldn't vote for Purple I voted for Ethiopia.
     
  11. lulu

    lulu New Member

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    Just wait until she has to face Tara Lipinski from Eritrea!
     
  12. judgejudy27

    judgejudy27 Well-Known Member

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    I think in honor of Mozambique the great Maria Mutola should be entered as Mozambique's #2 along with the 4th or 5th country represented by Midori Ito:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mesQ_uHTXOs

    I am sure she would lose gorgeous in a tutu.
     
  13. Primorskaya

    Primorskaya Well-Known Member

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    Finally, a sensible poll that I can understand!

    I don't know who all these fake Midori Itos are, the real one is from Kyrgyzstan! :mitchell:

    ETA: Malawi Nationals were murder this year, and sadly Kim didn't make it. She was beaten by a youngster who went overtime by only 26 minutes and 45 seconds.
     
  14. briancoogaert

    briancoogaert Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry, but Michelle Kwan is not from Ethiopia, she is from Somalia...But maybe I'm mistaken with another one...
     
  15. Theatregirl1122

    Theatregirl1122 Well-Known Member

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    No, Michelle Kwan from Ethiopia actually made it to the competition. Somalian Michelle Kwan was disqualified after she skated Nationals naked in protest.
     
  16. mia joy

    mia joy New Member

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    Oh God, I am loving this thread. You people are awesome. :40beers:
     
  17. Jiazumi

    Jiazumi Active Member

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    You spelled Argentina wrong. It's bothering me.
     
  18. CantALoop

    CantALoop Well-Known Member

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    It's because Lilia Podkopayeva is a sekret agent from Agentina :sekret:
     
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    kittyjake5 Well-Known Member

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    Anyone remember the competition where Irina was throwing hamburgers at the audience or was it cheeseburgers. She was so ticked off because
    Ethiopia Michelle Kwan showed up and beat her in the presentation marks again. Irina was hoping to compete against the SMK cuz she knew that
    SMK would be disqualified and receive a costume deduction for not wearing one.
     
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  20. Badams

    Badams Well-Known Member

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    Finally, a poll with sensibility!
     
  21. AxelAnnie

    AxelAnnie Well-Known Member

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    I remember that competition. but I think Irina was only throwing the cheesburgers because Ethiopa Michelle was throwing cheese blintzes. It was clear to everyone that Michelle started it! Lili tried to stop it by skating onto the ice sans costume, but the blintzes were really hot, and were leaving marks on both the competitors and the ice!
     
  22. fenway2

    fenway2 Well-Known Member

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    I didn't spell it wrong. It was a typo. Big difference. :lol::rofl:
     
  23. fenway2

    fenway2 Well-Known Member

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    Ewwww. Bad flashbacks to Nudes on Ice.
     
  24. KimGOAT

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    Lilia Podkopayeva from Argentina. She would have likely seduced and married a high rank official or judge from that country to get to the Games, and the fix would be in for her to win another Olympic Gold with her new country, then she would just dump him and refuse to let him see his own son while paying most of the child support, just like her with her last sugardaddy/used puppet....errr husband.
     
  25. PeterG

    PeterG Argle-Bargle-ist

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    I find it difficult to take this thread seriously.
     
  26. Zokko!

    Zokko! Comansnala?

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    Chan. Canada. Period. :EVILLE:
     
  27. Loves_Shizuka

    Loves_Shizuka Gettin' my sass out

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    Lilia Podkopayeva from Agentina has the nicest toe-point during a tango I've ever seen. She can't land her quad axels whilst wearing a fedora and smoking a cigar very well though. So -3 for that.


    SorryboutIT Lilia.