I Have Written New Plushenko Song to Celebrate Him Doing Future of 2018 Achievement

Discussion in 'The Trash Can' started by Aerobicidal, Feb 21, 2014.

  1. Aerobicidal

    Aerobicidal Well-Known Member

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    I Evgeni Plushenko want you to know my whole sad story
    So that you can all feel sorry
    I tried to win two more golds but
    My body could not hold up to all of the pressure, yeah

    Chan had Jesus on his side and
    Ten was no longer Winnie the Pooh wide
    And Hanyu's one-shouldered top
    With bedazzling that just didn't stop

    I'll come back and skate my best
    In Korea, I'll slay the rest
    Bionic science will lead me to gold
    My majestic blond mullet will
    Break the mold

    I hip-thrusted the best
    I transitioned the rest and I even did a quad or two
    But the fix was in for Yuzuru

    But just wait and see
    I will be back on TV
    In four years they will all fear me
    Because . . .

    I will skate in Pyeongchang 2018
    And land a quintuple lutz
    Oh yes, they will all fear me
    In 2018
    That is my dream
    For Pyeongchang
     
  2. Ziggy

    Ziggy Well-Known Member

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    +1
     
  3. immoimeme

    immoimeme my posts r modded

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    -2 because I can't hear the music in yr lyrics
     
  4. lala

    lala Well-Known Member

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    wich song?
     
  5. Spareoom

    Spareoom Well-Known Member

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    I sort of thought it might be American Pie, but it doesn't quite fit, lol.
     
  6. lala

    lala Well-Known Member

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  7. Vash01

    Vash01 Fan of Julia, Elena, Anna, Liza, and Vera

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