I HAVE RITOURNED TO TELL YOU USSOVA`S BABY IS A LEI

Discussion in 'The Trash Can' started by esta, Aug 28, 2010.

  1. Living Saint

    Living Saint New Member

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    God visited Abraham and Sarah when she was almost 100 and gave them a son, Issac. Usova's baby must be a special gift from God.

    Wait a minute, that means Usova's child is a MIRACLE !!! OMG, :eek: that means USOVA IS A SAINT.

    Dear God, please help esta look through the smoke and see the special light within Saint Usova :saint:
     
  2. museksk8r

    museksk8r Holding an edge and looking dangerously sexy

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    :rofl: This brings a whole new meaning to the term flower child! :encore:
     
  3. viennese

    viennese Well-Known Member

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    Thank you Esta for reporting this important news bulletin in its rithfull venue.
     
  4. igniculus

    igniculus Well-Known Member

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    THE LIVING SAINT! :saint: :encore:
     
  5. Nomad

    Nomad Well-Known Member

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    Does Usova have the black mark of Tarasova on her or just the black mark of Esta?
     
  6. ArtisticFan

    ArtisticFan Well-Known Member

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    Aren't these things signs of the end of the world? Baby leis and the return of Esta? 2012 is getting closer people.
     
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  7. Nmsis

    Nmsis Well-Known Member

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    Oooooh, me want the fairy's tail.

    Well, she walked on water half of her life. If that isn't a hint ... :sekret:
     
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  8. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Well-Known Member

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    So Usova's baby is Princess Leia?

    That must mean the father is Chewbacca.
     
  9. Jot the Dot Dot

    Jot the Dot Dot Headstrong Buzzard

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    Heck no! Usova is Councellor Troi, the Father is Dr. Bashir, Tarosova is The Borg Queen, Pasha is the result of cloning a Valley Girl, Zhulin is Will Riker (they both are known for fooling around), and Evgeny is Pavel Chekov. esta must be a Klingon (I do not trust Usova and Platov! They are without honor!).
     
  10. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Well-Known Member

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    So who is Will Wheaton (Sheldon's nemisis)?

    I am disappointed that at no time in this thread has the couch been referred to.
     
  11. ryanbfan

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    I don't even know you, but I read this, and thoroughly enjoyed it.
     
  12. MINAM

    MINAM The "NICE" Admin Staff Member

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    Hi Esta! :)

    Thanks for providing entertainment. Much better than the Kim/Orser/Asada shit.
     
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  13. Fridge_Break

    Fridge_Break Well-Known Member

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    Esta!! :encore:
     
  14. shah

    shah Shhh...

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    briberty, prostitutes, alcholism, drama, skandal - wheeee!!!!!!!!!:encore:
    I agree with Minam that it's better than this Yu Na/Orser overblown case...
     
  15. Allen

    Allen Glad to be back!

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    The only thing good about the Yu Na/Orser situation is all of the crazy Yu Na fans having major meltdowns and :argue: at everyone :). Those threads have real :watch: factor in my opinion :)
     
  16. skateboy

    skateboy Well-Known Member

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    Amen to that!
     
  17. DarrellH

    DarrellH New Member

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    It's like a regular lei, except it pees down the back of your neck.
     
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  18. Carolla5501

    Carolla5501 Well-Known Member

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    TOO FUNNY!
     
  19. immoimeme

    immoimeme my posts r modded

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    I love this thread :encore::rollin::lol:
     
  20. Excidra

    Excidra New Member

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    Esta is the best thing that ever happened to FSU. Would I lei? :D
     
  21. essence_of_soy

    essence_of_soy Well-Known Member

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    I always wondered what pseudonym Phil Hersh wrote under at FSU.
     
  22. Finnice

    Finnice Well-Known Member

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    I would lei with Esta anytime. But we should beware the black mark of Tarrasova!:scream:
     
  23. skatingfan5

    skatingfan5 Well-Known Member

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    Esta would come back while I was offline for the weekend. So it's Baby Lei, is it?

    Lay Baby Lei, lay across my big brass bed ...

    Why hasn't the Enquirer revealed the true story about Maya's miracle -- giving birth at age 60? Sluggards! :lynch: Thanks esta, for bringing the truth to FSU! (And I'm :wideeyes: at the age of your babies.)
     
  24. igniculus

    igniculus Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:
     
  25. DickButtonFan

    DickButtonFan New Member

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    This post inspires me to use my caps lock more often.
     
  26. avantgardener15

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    Esta, you have finally given me reason to come out of lurkerdom and make my first post. To see somebody finally willing to expose the leis and delirium of Usova has given me faith in this board to finally join in on the fun. Let us hear more from the book of Esta! Praise be!! :fan:
     
  27. mrr50

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    :encore::encore::encore::encore::encore::encore:

    Now where's Adrian to ban us all
     
  28. kwanfan1818

    kwanfan1818 I <3 Kozuka

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    Ritorna vincitor!

    (Sorry, every time I see the title of this thread, I can't help thinking of Aida.)
     
  29. DinDonShamu

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    :rofl: I read this about five times and still think this short piece is more beautiful and poetic than 90 % of trash published out there today. :rofl:
     
  30. I Lurves reading Esta's posts!