I HAVE RITOURNED TO TELL YOU USSOVA`S BABY IS A LEI

Discussion in 'The Trash Can' started by esta, Aug 28, 2010.

  1. esta

    esta New Member

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    HELLO FSU FROM ESTA . I DO NOT FALLOW FIGURE SKATING MUCH OFTEN BECAUSE I HAVE BABIES MY BOY HAS NINE YEARS OLD TWO DAYS PAST AND MY TWINS HAVE SEVEN YEARS OLD. ICE DANCE CANNOT BE THE SAME AFTER PASHA RE-TIRES BECAUSE USSOVA STEALS HER PARTNER WITH BRIBERTY AND PROSTITUTES AND LEIS AND DECEPTION.

    I READ IN NEWS THAT MAYA USSOVVA HAS THE BABY AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. THE USSOVA ``SOAP OPERA`` WITH LEIS AND DEPRESSIONS AND DELERIOUS LIVES AGAIN. I HAVE RITOURNED TO TELL YOU THAT MAYA USSOVA`S BABY IS A LEI. DO YOU THINK THIS WOMAN SHE SAYS SHE HAS 46 YEARS OLD AND IN TRUTH SHE HAS 60 YEARS OLD CAN HAVE A BABY. USSOVA THINKS WE ARE FOOLS. SHE THINK WE CANNOT SEE HER BLACK TEETH AND HER RINCLED SKIN AND HER OLD SAGGING BONES. EVEN A CHILD WILL SAYS USOVA HAS 60 YEARS OLD OR MORE.

    IT IS A LEI THAT USOVA HAS A BABY. DO YOU THINK THIS WOMAN THIS CHAIN-SMOKER THIS ALCCOHOLIST CAN NOT SMOKE AND DRINK ? DOES ANYONE SEES USSOVA WHILE SHE IS ``PREGNANT``. NO BECAUSE USSOVA IS NEVER PREGNANT. USSOVA BUYS HER BABY FROM POOR WOMAN. POOR WOMAN DOES NOT KNOW BABY WILL BREATH USSOVA` SMOKE AND SMELL HER ALCCOHOL AND HAVE MOTHER IN 17 TIMES DEPRESSION. I PITTY THIS POOR CHILD. I HOPE MOTHER KNOWS USSOVA IS THE DANGER TO THE BABY AND BEGS TO RETOURN THE BABY TO RITHFULL MOTHER.

    I PRAY SOMEONE WILL INVESTIGAGE. USSOVA DOES NOT BIRTH THIS CHILD AND CAN NOT HAVE THE CHILD. THIS POOR GIRL BABY I WILL PRAY FOR HER EVERY NIGHT. PLEASE PRAY FOR ``USSOVA`S`` BABY. I CANNOT BELIEVE USSOVA HER LIFE IS THE ``SOAP OPERA`` IT IS FICTION IT IS LEI IT IS FAIRY TAIL. DO NOT BELIEVE HER LEIS THIS IS BIGGEST. I NEVER THINK USSOVA WILL GO SO FAR TO MAKE-BELIEVVE BABY WITH SIXTY YEARS OLD.

    xoxxoxoxoxoxoxo love,yours,esta.
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  2. Jayar

    Jayar Well-Known Member

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    WOOHOO! esta is back!
  3. caseyedwards

    caseyedwards Well-Known Member

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    wow bribery and prostitution!
  4. bardtoob

    bardtoob Well-Known Member

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    ESTA, ESTA!!! REED OLD BOOT EAT!!!
  5. soxxy

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    Hi Esta.
  6. rfisher

    rfisher Satisfied skating fan

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    And Usova is wearing a lei? That's cool. Hi Esta.
  7. JerseySlore

    JerseySlore Active Member

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    Usova is really 60? Dayum, chainsmoking must be doing wonders for her youth.
  8. chipso1

    chipso1 Well-Known Member

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    Esta! :cheer2: It's been forever!
  9. Wyliefan

    Wyliefan Well-Known Member

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    I love leis! :) Used to wear them when I lived in Hawaii. I don't think I've ever seen a baby lei, though.
  10. kosjenka

    kosjenka Well-Known Member

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    hi Esta!
    Good to have you back!
  11. Moka-Ananas

    Moka-Ananas Man's Ruin

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    This was just the right thing to read before hitting the city!
    thx esta! :40beers:
  12. stjeaskategym

    stjeaskategym Well-Known Member

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    Is the offseason THAT boring for some people? :lol:
  13. mrinalini

    mrinalini Active Member

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    This thread is a HOOT! Welcome back, esta! :cheer2: Don't stay away too long.
  14. DickButtonFan

    DickButtonFan New Member

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    Wow would love to hear your comments on yuna... Lollololol
  15. Really

    Really No longer just a "well-known member" Yay!

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    Ah, just the thing to offset the ridiculous Orser/Yuna skandal...ESTA!!!!!

    Now there are some REAL konspiracies!
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  16. inthemiddle

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    This forum is so much fun, I love it here. Thank you to all members that provide me with a healthy dose of laugh every single day. :cheer2:
  17. modern_muslimah

    modern_muslimah Well-Known Member

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    Yes! Esta is back! You are the stuff of legend here at FSU.
  18. Simone411

    Simone411 aka IceSkate98

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    Now this is refreshing for a change! Hi, esta! :D
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  19. Allen

    Allen Glad to be back!

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    Oh my god, I'm so excited, I was just wondering about esta the other day!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... that's pretty scandalous that Usova's baby is a lei! She must have had an affair with a flower :)
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  20. dramagrrl

    dramagrrl New Member

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    AMAZING! :smokin: :smokin: :cheer:

    If I could, I would take all the positive rep from every other poster on this board and give it ALL to esta!
  21. IceAlisa

    IceAlisa Port de bras!!!

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    Choking hazard? Hi esta. :encore:
  22. Asli

    Asli Well-Known Member

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    Thank you for telling us the truth of the matter, esta! :encore:
  23. BigB08822

    BigB08822 Well-Known Member

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    I love baby leis!!! Yay Esta!
  24. Cherub721

    Cherub721 YEAH!

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    It just didn't seem right when that news was posted without comment from esta. Finally! :cheer2:
  25. marbri

    marbri Hey, Kool-Aid!

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    :encore:ESTA!!:encore:

    ..and a small :encore: to Brian and Yuna for prompting me to come out of hibernation, were it not for them I'd have missed the ritourn of the true Queen of figure skating.
  26. Matryeshka

    Matryeshka Well-Known Member

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    I'm jealous. I want to get lei-ed. :saint:

    Maybe Orser's the father of Usova's baby, and Yuna found out. Queen Yuna could not handle having smoke blowing in her face so she had to run away. This unholy alliance must be stopped! :mitchell:
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  27. KStanley

    KStanley New Member

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    Hooray!!! The return of Esta OFFICIALLY ushers in the 2010-11 figure skating season!!!!!!
  28. cholla

    cholla Fearless Musher

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    esta is back. for sure. !
  29. DickButtonFan

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    Maybe Maya usava is like Sarah palin 2.0 and pretending it's her baby when it's really someone else's !!
  30. taf2002

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    Apparently it is sluttish behavior to steal a partner but ok to steal a husband. Who knew?
  31. rjblue

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    Not the baby, but The Cake Is a Lie!
  32. The Accordion

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    You missed it - it is in the new rules 2010/11 - it was kept -near the spot where the part about uplifiting freedances was supposed to be- about 14 pages after the part about dog pee spirals no longer being mandatory. But there is a lot to read so don't feel bad.
  33. Cherub721

    Cherub721 YEAH!

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    I'm sure that esta would say that's because no man would ever marry Ussova willingly, and therefore she had cast black magic upon him (by blowing smoke in his face, no doubt), and that releasing him from her was a kind act.
  34. IceJunkie

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    Oh my goodness. :rofl: Maya Usova is an alcholist and her baby is a lei! Oh Esta!
  35. Jot the Dot Dot

    Jot the Dot Dot Well-Known Member

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    Actually given the date of the birth, Maya's baby is a Leo.
  36. succubus

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    Hot damn I missed you, you crazy beyotch!!

    It's good to read your ritourning message about this 60-year-old leing alchoholist. :nopryde:
  37. literaryfreak

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    woot, go esta!!
  38. AnnieBgood

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    Ohhhhh, her baby is a lie.....that took me a while. lol
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  39. slicekw

    slicekw Poster of Pet Vines

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    I was afraid that Facebook was telling leis when it said Esta was back. :cheer2: Yay, it was right!
  40. Dr.Siouxs

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    ESTA!!!! i THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

    :cheer2: