How long before you are infected after a Zombie bite

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  1. numbers123

    numbers123 Well-Known Member

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    For all of you who like Zombies - how long before you become infected?

    I got the title of the thread wrong - should be how long before you are infected after a Zombie Bite

    http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite/go

    Unfortunately I would last 59 minutes
     
  2. BigB08822

    BigB08822 Well-Known Member

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    1 hour and 13 minutes. I think the two things holding me back were never exercising and being diabetic. Something tells me those two things hold me back in other areas of life. Lol
     
  3. Artemis@BC

    Artemis@BC Well-Known Member

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  4. PrincessLeppard

    PrincessLeppard Pink Bitch

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    An hour and five minutes! But I plan to not be infected. I've read the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide. :p
     
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  5. flyingsit

    flyingsit Well-Known Member

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    An hour and 13 minutes. I bruise very easily, that must be my downfall.
     
  6. orientalplane

    orientalplane Mad for mangelwurzels

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    An hour and 23 minutes. But what does it mean? :confused:
     
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  7. numbers123

    numbers123 Well-Known Member

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    in the zombie Apocalypse you will be on the front line to save those of us who don't last as long :) or you will get to have more zombie burgers than the rest of us?
     
  8. OliviaPug

    OliviaPug Well-Known Member

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    Like the long-running TV show, 60 Minutes.

    O-
     
  9. orientalplane

    orientalplane Mad for mangelwurzels

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    :rollin:

    As long as they don't have inch-thick icing....:drama:
     
  10. AliasJohnDoe

    AliasJohnDoe Dornbush 2015!!!

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    55mins.....But I wouldn't get bitten. I'm already prepared for the apocalypse.
     
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  11. KatieC

    KatieC Going in circles

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    60 minutes, I bruise easily. Will it help if I eat oatmeal?
     
  12. professordeb

    professordeb Well-Known Member

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    Put me in as surviving a whopping 61 minutes. Yippppeee.
     
  13. Wiery

    Wiery Well-Known Member

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    One hour and sixteen minutes. But I'm more concerned with how long I would stay uninfected if bitten by a Unabot. :eek:

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  14. Spareoom

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    One hour and six minutes. Glad to know I've got those six minutes tacked on; in movies you can save the world in less! :p ;)
     
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  15. rfisher

    rfisher Satisfied skating fan

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    Exactly. I'm prepared at the first hint of the apocalypse. That being said, since so many of you are going down so quickly, your names might have to go on the prophylactic elimination list. Nothing personal. Just survival.
     
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  16. Dr.Siouxs

    Dr.Siouxs Well-Known Member

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    An hour and 47 minutes :encore: Which means I'll have to shoot all of you. :sekret:
     
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    DarrellH New Member

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  18. misskarne

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    1 hour 24 minutes!
     
  19. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    I WUOLD NOT BECOME INFECTID BECASE I WOULD KICK THE ZOMBEE ASSES UNTIL THEY RUN AND SCREEM AWAY IN TERROR

    WELL, IF THEY CUOLD RUN AND SCREEM IN TERRER
     
  20. Dr.Siouxs

    Dr.Siouxs Well-Known Member

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    :eek: I didn't realize that symptoms of zombiesm included esta-like grammar
     
  21. MacMadame

    MacMadame Cat Lady-in-Training

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    1 hour 11 minutes. I wonder what the answer would have been if I was still exercising almost every day.
     
  22. antmanb

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    1hr and 26mins !
     
  23. Dr.Siouxs

    Dr.Siouxs Well-Known Member

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    So is no one immune to zombie bites? :(
     
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  24. orientalplane

    orientalplane Mad for mangelwurzels

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    How amazing - that's EXACTLY what I was about to write. :eek: :rollin:
     
  25. Wyliefan

    Wyliefan Well-Known Member

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    60 minutes. The anemia did me in.
     
  26. halffull

    halffull The most wonderful time of the year :)

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    1 hr 6 min .... but I hope to be smart enough to not get infected
     
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  27. zaphyre14

    zaphyre14 Well-Known Member

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    1 hour 14 minutes.

    Although I'm not up on my zombie lore: I thought that to become a zombie, you had to die, be buried and then be raised by a voodoo ritual of some sort. And then zombies just went around eating living people's brains to stay animated.

    Isn't it vampire and werewolf bites that spread the infection?

    I need to get my supernatural creatures straight before I go walking at night through a cemetary suring a full moon.
     
  28. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    GRATE MINDS THINCK ALIKE
     
  29. numbers123

    numbers123 Well-Known Member

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    in all seriousness, there is a Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse training session, which is to prepare for a zombie takeover and how we should prepare to stop the spread of Zombieism. :)
     
  30. PeterG

    PeterG Hanyuflated

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    Seriously?
     
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