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Gwyneth Paltrow: Most Perfect Person in the World

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by overedge, Jul 10, 2010.

  1. overedge

    overedge where's the remote?

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  2. nerdycool

    nerdycool Well-Known Member

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    I don't know much about her. But that kinda made me want to throw up, it was so obsessively worshipful.
     
  3. michiruwater

    michiruwater Well-Known Member

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    Vogue's lead article is always a little... too much.
     
  4. vesperholly

    vesperholly Well-Known Member

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    "a known Veela" PML

    Paltrow has a Vitamin D deficiency from the wonderful diet she's been on for years, and she's featured in Vogue for cooking? oh, the irony.
     
  5. briancoogaert

    briancoogaert Well-Known Member

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    For sure, she is beautiful. For the rest, I don't know : nobody's perfect !
     
  6. liv

    liv Well-Known Member

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    I don't think she's beautiful. She is an attractive woman to be sure, but we've been told she's beautiful so often that I can't believe I disagree. I don't want to diss her too much, but she has the weirdest neck. When she turns to the side it's all bent out of shape and freaks me out. Hmmm, snark much, lol.
     
  7. Norlite

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    I've never thought she was beautiful. She's certainly not as attractive as her mother, even now at her mother's age.

    Plus, she's always seemed a bit too immature for my liking, in interviews. Now if she's on a late night talk show I happen to have on, it's my cue to go get my jammies on, wash up for the night or take a bathroom break.
     
  8. snoopy

    snoopy Team St. Petersburg

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    She was appealing when she was younger because her look fit that ingenue thing she has going on. But IMO that look doesn't translate as well as she ages. I can't say it ever occurred to me that she could be the most perfect person in the world, not even the top 100.
     
  9. woodstock

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    The only reason they chose her is because I was out doing yardwork and missed vogue's phone call offering me the title. :p

    I'm guessing a lot of other women missed their phone call too.
     
  10. Rex

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    Me either, Norlite. I never thought she was as hot as people made her out to be, and for a while they were comparing her to Grace Kelly, and that made me cringe. And I never thought she was a great actress either. Serviceable yes, but no Meryl Streep. And her interviews are always so pretentious and self-serving. Go to her Goop website, and I promise you, you'll want to throttle her.
     
  11. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    wasnt she going to make GOOP private because so many ordinary people just didnt get her and she didnt like the criticism? :drama:
     
  12. Rex

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    I think she should; she's so annoying. Especially when she called Billy Joel "William" in one of her newsletters. :rolleyes:
     
  13. PDilemma

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    I'm sure my kitchen would be spotless and perfect if I could afford multiple adjoining houses and had a staff.

    Just saying.
     
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  14. Norlite

    Norlite Well-Known Member

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    Oh, :lol:
     
  15. Rex

    Rex Well-Known Member

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    "Katie Lee Joel came over for dinner, and she brought her husband William....."

    I mean, REALLY!!!! :rolleyes:.

    I'm surprised Brad Pitt didn't leave skid marks on her when he left.
     
  16. CynicElle

    CynicElle Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: Gah, and I usually love Jeffrey Steingarten's writing.
     
  17. Bostonfan

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    All I can think about is what Kathy Griffin would do with this in her act. She's hilariously mocked Paltrow (justifiably IMO) in the past for her pretentiousness.
     
  18. PDilemma

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    Yeah, I'm hoping Kathy gets a copy of this!!
     
  19. algonquin

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    Mine too.
     
  20. overedge

    overedge where's the remote?

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    I thought that too, but it looks like it's open viewing for the unwashed masses again....

    http://goop.com/
     
  21. Wyliefan

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    We're not worthy! :drama:
     
  22. olympic

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    there.is.something.about.her.that.turns.me.off
     
  23. musicgurl

    musicgurl I know a place...

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    If she's so perfect why did the photoshop everything out of her face? She looks almost Victoria Beckham like in her robotness there.
     
  24. numbers123

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    yeah me too. And I could have loose fitting jeans if I could spend hours a day with a personal trainer and someone to care for my kids.

    She is not pretty. She is ordinary in the looks department.
     
  25. Indra486

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    Her poorly accented portrayal of Violet that got her an Oscar?
     
  26. VIETgrlTerifa

    VIETgrlTerifa Well-Known Member

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    I personally never got the animosity towards her or everything she does.
     
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    That inimitable simper, that self-conscious model's mince. It appears to pain her to try to look pleasant. Can her agent please help her find clothing that a) fits her fleshless body and b) flatters her board-like figure? The only outfits I can think of her wearing are that pink thing she wore when she Oscared that hung on her shoulders like a hanger and that bizarre black boobie trap that she wore another year.

    Oh, I'm really sorry to be so mean. It's not my nature. I wouldn't if she weren't held up as a model of physical and mental beauty.
     
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    Maybe she could host her own show on the Food Network.....oh wait we already have Sandra Lee...........
     
  29. kwanfan1818

    kwanfan1818 I <3 Kozuka

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    Mine wouldn't :slinkaway

    I wouldn't look like that no matter what version of Photoshop.

    I think she looks great in posed photos. It's when she moves and opens her mouth that she looks and sounds silly.
     
  30. DickButtonFan

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    I think she's gorgeous and love that dress. Not so sure she's the most perfect tho I'd say yuna or Kristi yamaguchi.