A friend told me a story yesterday. Not sure if it's true or just one of those urban tales that goes around. The subject matter made me think of FSU though. Here it is; A friend of hers has a mid 20's autistic son (who is 6'3" tall and huge) who works at a factory. When he didn't show up for work his employers phoned his house. He answered, flustered, and said he couldn't come into work as he was guarding the troll... he then hung up on them. They went around to his home and when he answered the door he had scratches all over him and small patches of blood on his clothes. He told them the troll was in the shed out the back and they shouldn't go near him because he was dangerous. When they went out the back to check up they found a dwarf locked in the shed. Apparently the autistic son had seen the dwarf at the bus stop and said "You're a troll, you're coming with me." He them picked the dwarf up and took him home and proceeded to lock him in the back shed. The dwarf was threatening to sue and press charges for kidnapping. I don't know what happened in the end because I was laughing too much.