Funny Redneck Moment...

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  1. OrioleBeagle

    OrioleBeagle Active Member

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    Tonight, my sister and I were walking through the parking lot at Sam's Club and a woman was changing her baby's diaper on the tailgate of her truck!. We looked at each other and managed not to laugh! Jeff Foxworthy would have been proud!:rofl:
     
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  2. nubka

    nubka Well-Known Member

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    Dirty diapers wait for no man. Sometimes you just have to seize the moment, or in this case, the tailgate! :D
     
  3. Ozzisk8tr

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    SPeaking of Rednecks... this blog post is one of the funniest things I've read in years. "It's clearly you're a foggot." A redneck is writing to a blog owner. The owners responses are hysterical.

    http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html

    :rofl:
     
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  4. milanessa

    milanessa engaged to dupa

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    Absolutely. It's only redneck if you toss the dirty diaper on the ground. :D
     
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  5. taf2002

    taf2002 Texas slumlord

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    :rofl: loved it!
     
  6. Nomad

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    The first response re the redneck's girlfriend made me laugh out loud.
     
  7. jamesy

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    Would it qualify for redneck if it wasn't her truck? :yikes:
     
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  8. Nomad

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    Absolutely. Especially if she left the used diaper in the truck. :p
     
  9. Cupid

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    As I was reading, first time in my life that coffee actually came through my nose and on the keyboard!:rofl:
     
  10. Aceon6

    Aceon6 Get off my lawn

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    Learned a new word today, heteroflexible. Useful.
     
  11. Rob

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    That is hilarious.
     
  12. Cachoo

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    Thank God for idiots---I needed a good laugh this morning.
     
  13. gkelly

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    And if it were a station wagon? Or the back of a minivan?
     
  14. milanessa

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    Why not?
     
  15. Holley Calmes

    Holley Calmes Well-Known Member

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    I needed those laughs! Just got through editing a 64 page Nutcracker program.

    About the dirty diaper, it is also seen as very redneck to toss the dirty diaper out the window while driving, having changed the diaper in the back seat. A friend of mine was unfortunately driving behind a redneck who did this, and she wound up with baby poo all over her windshield.
     
  16. numbers123

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    I'm sorry, I don't think that it is a redneck moment. Have you ever had a child with a wet or dirty diaper and the bathroom with the changing table is either a) closed for cleaning or repairs or b) so filthy that you think that the back of your car/tailgate is a 1000 x cleaner?
    or have more than one child - the others in the car/truck in their car seats/booster seats and secured so that you are not worrying about one or more of them leaving the bathroom while changing the one with the wet/dirty diaper?
    Or an infant with a severe diaper rash that the child is in pain when urine or feces touch the skin?
    Or have no diapers and just purchased some in the store and rather than putting everyone back into the cart and going into the store, used the most readily available surface?
    :rolleyes:

    The improper disposal of a soiled diaper is another thing. But people who would dispose of soiled diapers out a window would throw any type of trash out a window. That is entirely different subject.
     
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  18. milanessa

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    Chill, numbers, chill.
     
  19. gkelly

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    I don't think there's anything particularly "redneck" about changing a diaper in the parking lot, for the reasons numbers123 suggested.

    It seems the reason OrioleBeagle made that connection was the type of vehicle involved.
     
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  20. antmanb

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    I am still laughing at that, and have been all day!
     
  21. milanessa

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    Absolutely - and maybe OrioleBeagle is biased against what he/she thinks is redneck behavior. Happens. People make ridiculous statements about all sorts of people - a bit sophomoric but it happens. Jeff Foxworthy makes a good living off it.
     
  22. NeilJLeonard

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    Or stuff it in your pocket...:eek:

    NJL
     
  23. milanessa

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    You win.
     
  24. AxelAnnie

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    Oh my......I have changed many a diaper on the tailgate of.......probably not a truck....but SUV. Where are you supposed to change them? Is it redneck if you are parked like at Nordstrom?
     
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  25. myhoneyhoney

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    well, I've changed a ton of diapers in my minivan... I guess I'm an Asian redneck, hehehe
     
  26. pat c

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    Thanks for the laugh. That's too funny.

    Who knew? I would have never thought to look for a bank called that.

    Probably. Sometimes things just strike you funny, and other times you wouldn't even notice. :)