Franken-skater

Discussion in 'The Trash Can' started by DarrellH, Aug 2, 2013.

  1. DarrellH

    DarrellH New Member

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    Build your own skater.

    Mine would spin like Lucinda Ruh, jump like Midori Ito, and charm like Oxsana Bauil.
     
  2. aliceanne

    aliceanne Well-Known Member

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    Mine would have the competitive nerves and consistency of Plushenko combined with the skating and artistry of Lambiel. For the ladies Kostner's musicality combined with Kim's terminator attitude and jumps.
     
  3. museksk8r

    museksk8r Holding an edge and looking dangerously sexy

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    Plushenko's competitive nerve and consistency
    Kostner's speed & footwork
    Lambiel's & Abbott's musicality & choreography
    Osmond's & Savoie's transitions
    Chan's skating skills
    Ruh's spinning ability
    Bobek's charm & charisma
    Cohen's & Sawyer's flexibility
    Kwan's emotion
    Ito's jumping ability
    Rochette's arms
    Poje's face
    Trankov's eyes
    A hybrid Joubert/Poirier/Szolkowy butt :p:smokin:
    And of course . . . Poth's slutty voids :eek::hat1:
     
  4. essence_of_soy

    essence_of_soy Well-Known Member

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    I want to add Elena Gedevanishvili's rack and Joanne Conway's Fassi wiggle.
     
  5. essence_of_soy

    essence_of_soy Well-Known Member

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    Someone who can stare down the competition like Katarina Witt or Scary Babs.
     
  6. CantALoop

    CantALoop Well-Known Member

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    The male Frankenskater should have Robin Szolkowy's derriere, for purely functional purposes only :grope:
     
  7. RickInSanJose

    RickInSanJose Active Member

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    Michelle Wie outfitted with skates instead of golf clubs.
     
  8. Robeye

    Robeye Curiously curious

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    Haha! :lol: At 6' 1", The Big Wiesy could be the one doing lifts in pairs.

    (Edit: And maybe she ought to give it some thought, because her golf game has gone so far south she should be using penguins as caddies...:slinkaway)