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First there was the maple syrup snatch,

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by barbk, Apr 9, 2013.

  1. barbk

    barbk Well-Known Member

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  2. DaveRocks

    DaveRocks Wheeeeeeee!

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  3. suep1963

    suep1963 Well-Known Member

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    Someone stole a truck full of cheese from Wisconsin the other week. Guess the foodies are running amok!
     
  4. milanessa

    milanessa engaged to dupa

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  5. skatemomaz

    skatemomaz Goodbye my sweet little boy

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    I'll double that! I read the title and just lost it. :rofl: :rofl:
     
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  6. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    after the thread title, the rest of it is a let down
     
  7. quartz

    quartz Never ever let anyone dull your sparkle.

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  8. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Hates both vegemite and peanut butter

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    So that would be a smelly snatch?
     
  9. milanessa

    milanessa engaged to dupa

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    :eek:
     
  10. barbk

    barbk Well-Known Member

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  11. quartz

    quartz Never ever let anyone dull your sparkle.

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    Maybe this thread needs to go for a dip in the Hot Tub thread.
     
  12. Kasey

    Kasey Radiating rainbows!

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    No, sticky.
     
  13. BigB08822

    BigB08822 Well-Known Member

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    Maple syrup snatch? Might be the only snatch I would eat.
     
  14. JasperBoy

    JasperBoy Next stop: Helsiniki

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  15. Jot the Dot Dot

    Jot the Dot Dot Headstrong Buzzard

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    Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom?

    A: Well, one snatches watches.........
     
  16. allezfred

    allezfred Ragin' for equality Staff Member

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    Is maple syrup snatch another way to refer to a sugar bush? :saint:
     
  17. quartz

    quartz Never ever let anyone dull your sparkle.

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    yep, kinda like a honey patch.
     
  18. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Hates both vegemite and peanut butter

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    I was talking about cheese. Although a cheese and maple syrup combination would make a stick smelly snatch.
     
  19. Yehudi

    Yehudi Snarks about Volchkova with love

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  20. Wiery

    Wiery Well-Known Member

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    Best Thread Title EVER! :D

    Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk 2
     
  21. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Hates both vegemite and peanut butter

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    Soupy sticky smelly snatch - it keeps getting worse

    This would make a great episode of Archer.
     
  22. Dr.Siouxs

    Dr.Siouxs Well-Known Member

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    I thought this was about some sort of new porn that came out. :sekret:
     
  23. skatemomaz

    skatemomaz Goodbye my sweet little boy

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    Wait, it's not?
     
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  24. Southpaw

    Southpaw Saint Smugpawski

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    That stolen cheese truck was found in Jersey the other day.
     
  25. barbk

    barbk Well-Known Member

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    OK, the last line of the soup story wins:
    "It was unclear yet whether Acosta was able to afford an mmm-mmm good lawyer." [Sun-Sentinel]
     
  26. Kasey

    Kasey Radiating rainbows!

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    Sweet ;)
     
  27. suep1963

    suep1963 Well-Known Member

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    hmmmm--are you admitting to anything? ;)

    Yeah--they said he was caught when the original buyer backed out and he had to try to line up a new buyer. I still have to wonder though. Who steals cheese?
     
  28. taf2002

    taf2002 Gardening maven

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    I don't know. My husband cuts cheese but I don't think he steals it. ;)
     
  29. quartz

    quartz Never ever let anyone dull your sparkle.

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    I was being ornery and contrary one day, and my good friend and co-worker called me a chi sucker. I misunderstood him and retorted with, "why would I want to suck cheese???"
     
  30. Southpaw

    Southpaw Saint Smugpawski

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    Maybe the cheese was for the burgers?

    Like Mint Jelly Hamburgular Is On The Lam