Evan Lysacek News & Updates: Evan Plays With His Wang!

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  1. Rex

    Rex Well-Known Member

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    :eek::slinkaway continue...
     
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  2. Clay

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    WTF ? :confused::eek::rofl:
     
  3. Rex

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    Just another thread to post news about Evan...
    What else could it be :saint:?
     
  4. Jaana

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    I seem to remember that Evan has mentioned looong ago that Wang is a family friend. Maybe there are too few news for this ridiculous thing to be invented, LOL?
     
  5. Rex

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    Then who would invent it? Clearly they are just friends. Why would the press try to make something more out of it?
     
  6. spikydurian

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    LOL ... gossips often sell.
     
  7. Johnny_Fever

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    How 'bout, "Evan plays with his cougar."
     
  8. dariko

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    I hope this thread dies very quickly. The title is very offensive to me.
     
  9. alchemy void

    alchemy void Running away from POTO

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    :mitchell: I concur. Evan is not married and a virgin!
     
  10. dariko

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    You'll be happy to know that I am a modern person with politically correct opinions (for the most part).

    But yes, it does offend me that the thread that will be used to update people about Evan's future ice shows, public appearances etc. is titled in such a way.

    Here is an example of titles for the same type of threads for other skaters:

    Johnny Weir news, quotes and articles - v.3
    The Carolina Kostner Thread
    Michelle (skating)News and Tidbits
    The Joshua and Jason Uber Thread!
    Patrick Chan Uber Thread
    virtue and moir #18 - ruffles and truffles
    Yu-Na Kim News UPDATE!
    Jeremy Abbot Uber Thread

    Perhaps if Evan does not return to competition or do DWTS All Stars, a thread like this isn't even needed, given the stark lack of support for him in this forum. But whatever, I've said my peace.
     
  11. triple_toe

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    :rofl: This is the funniest thread title I've seen here. Apart from maybe the "It's a Piss-Off" Virtue and Moir thread.
     
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  12. dots

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    Is this guy for real??? :slinkaway
     
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  14. Theatregirl1122

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    I knew I'd just read this exact same incredibly stupid argument somewhere before.
     
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    kwanette Fetalized since 1998

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    Thanks for the link kwanette! Interesting interview with Evan. In light of thread title, I had to snicker at this unintentionally hilarious comment: Evan discusses his Vera designed snake costume as "modern and edgy," and then he happily says, "She really changed my packaging." :lol: :grope:

    I didn't know how they'd met, but obviously Vera has a lot of ties to skating having been a skater, so she's rubbed shoulders with a lot of skaters at different events. I actually thought Evan had met Vera through MKwan. Anyways, it certainly is not a secret that Vera and Evan are close friends. I guess the slant of this non-news is titillating for those unfamiliar with the skating world. Of course the way it is being titled and presented made me immediately think 'April Fools?' But of course we're in the middle of the summer, with the summer Games looming. :)

    This article linked in the GSD thread on the subject seems to tell it like it is:

    http://www.examiner.com/article/olympic-champion-evan-lysacek-living-with-vera-wang

    After all, when a iconic designer friend gets you all decked out in a "modern edgy" snake costume in which you perform an Olympic medal winning program, of course you're gonna be forever friends, meeting up on both coasts and having sleep-overs and lunch dates, etc. Very cool, but not news.
     
  17. alchemy void

    alchemy void Running away from POTO

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    I still think all the PBP thread titles for Cancer.net Skate America a few (five?) years ago are still the all time gold standard...
     
  18. Johnny_Fever

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    In that case, I'll have to bump it for you.
     
  19. Rex

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    *snort*

    I still do think it's a shame that Evan was not given a TV special. Brian and Scott got theirs; Scott got a few, didn't he?
     
  20. Aussie Willy

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    Isn't Evan just a Wanger?
     
  21. aftershocks

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    Ahem, I guess we should stay tuned for possible reality tv offerings ... ;) I believe Scott H got more than a few tv specials. Kurt B has had zillions in Canada and in the U.S. Sure is a different world we're living in these days than the era in which Kurt, Brian B, Scott H, Dorothy H, and even Tara and Michelle had their skating on tv specials. These days its fashion shows, red carpets, feature films and reality tv shows.

    Evan was heavily featured/ promoted in the RISE documentary.
     
  22. PinkFeathers

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    Wasn't there rumors about Evan going back to DWTS for all-stars? I guess he can't do that and skate, though.

    Not sure there's much market for the Brian and Scott kind of skating shows these days. Not in the US anyway. Ten years ago, maybe.
     
  23. Rex

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    Evan seems too private for a reality show.
    But if he wants to stay private, don't be hanging out with CK and his boytoys...I'm just sayin'.
     
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  25. Johnny_Fever

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    .........or wanker?
     
  26. leafygreens

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  27. crankyintheAM

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    This thread is hilarious :lol: