Elvis' underwear up for auction

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  1. orbitz

    orbitz Well-Known Member

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    Whoever buys it can play a game of scratch & sniff at his next dinner party :rofl:
     
  2. duane

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    Elvis Stojko, right? ;)
     
  3. DickButtonFan

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    Probably not, that Elvis seems to have his underwear stuck in a wad lately.
     
  4. overedge

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    And the dirty undies are being sold at the same time as his personal Bible. That kind of sums up the extremes of Elvis' career, doesn't it?
     
  5. KCC

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    I was in a waiting room today and there was a woman playing the piano. She played one of my favorite romance songs ever, "I can't help falling in love with you". I hear Elvis singing it every time it is played. (Okay, this had nothing to do with his underwear.)
     
  6. cygnus

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    ick.

    That is all.:scream::scream:
     
  7. Artemis@BC

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    Hmmm, useful for a cloning project perhaps?

    :yikes:
     
  8. heckles

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    Surprised that Elvis crapped his pants. Druggies tend to be plugged up. See: Whitney Houston.
     
  9. Ozzisk8tr

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    Well that explains it then, I always thought she was full of sh*t. ;)
     
  10. heckles

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    You got that right.

    "How will I know if he really loves me?" Well, if he's pulling dried "doody bubbles" out your caboose, that's a good sign.
     
  11. my little pony

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    you cant say bobby brown isnt a giver
     
  12. heckles

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    Well technically, he was taking her doody bubbles.
     
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  13. heckles

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    It's reassuring that his Bible is expected to sell for more than twice as much as his poopy pants.
     
  14. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    no wonder he is in rehab, i'd never be able to shake that memory
     
  15. Ozzisk8tr

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    A thong? Eew, Stojko butt floss.
     
  16. FiveRinger

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    Why in the hell did I come in here? :scream:
     
  17. Ozzisk8tr

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    And with a name like FiveRinger too. :grope:
     
  18. heckles

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    Because the thought of Elvis dropping a hunk of burnin' waste material in his underwear is at least mildly amusing.
     
  19. Rex

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    'Cause you think Elvis is the shit!
     
  20. Ozzisk8tr

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    :rofl: A hunk'a hunk'a burning waste on his blue suede shoes.
     
  21. heckles

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    Dare I ask, were these undies laundered?
     
  22. cygnus

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    No. :scream::yikes:
     
  23. heckles

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    Great, so DNA analysis can confirm authenticity!
     
  24. milanessa

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    Elvis' father put them up for auction? No wonder he was so screwed up. A smothering mother and exploitive father. :yikes:
     
  25. heckles

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    How fitting that this topic is now on page Number Two.
     
  26. leesaleesa

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    Here I was thinking it was just pee stains.

    What kind of person keeps poopy underwear? For decades, yet.

    Poor Elvis. Died on a toilet, and now people are literally airing his dirty laundry.
     
  27. heckles

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    Someone who saw a profit opportunity. Or who doesn't do laundry.
     
  28. leesaleesa

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    Huh. Maybe the dirty draws were found in a decades old hoard? Still say that's a shitty way to do Elvis.

    :shuffle: I did Google "Elvis poopy pants" and found a photo of the draws framed with photos of Elvis surrounding them, stains front and center.
     
  29. heckles

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    Pun intended, I assume?

    I wonder if the stains can be forensically analyzed to determine if Elvis had recently eaten one of his famous fried whole-loaf peanut butter sandwiches. Is the science that sophisticated yet?