Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by orbitz, Aug 29, 2012.
Whoever buys it can play a game of scratch & sniff at his next dinner party
Elvis Stojko, right?
Probably not, that Elvis seems to have his underwear stuck in a wad lately.
And the dirty undies are being sold at the same time as his personal Bible. That kind of sums up the extremes of Elvis' career, doesn't it?
I was in a waiting room today and there was a woman playing the piano. She played one of my favorite romance songs ever, "I can't help falling in love with you". I hear Elvis singing it every time it is played. (Okay, this had nothing to do with his underwear.)
That is all.
Hmmm, useful for a cloning project perhaps?
Surprised that Elvis crapped his pants. Druggies tend to be plugged up. See: Whitney Houston.
Well that explains it then, I always thought she was full of sh*t.
You got that right.
"How will I know if he really loves me?" Well, if he's pulling dried "doody bubbles" out your caboose, that's a good sign.
you cant say bobby brown isnt a giver
Well technically, he was taking her doody bubbles.
It's reassuring that his Bible is expected to sell for more than twice as much as his poopy pants.
no wonder he is in rehab, i'd never be able to shake that memory
A thong? Eew, Stojko butt floss.
Why in the hell did I come in here?
And with a name like FiveRinger too.
Because the thought of Elvis dropping a hunk of burnin' waste material in his underwear is at least mildly amusing.
'Cause you think Elvis is the shit!
A hunk'a hunk'a burning waste on his blue suede shoes.
Dare I ask, were these undies laundered?
Great, so DNA analysis can confirm authenticity!
Elvis' father put them up for auction? No wonder he was so screwed up. A smothering mother and exploitive father.
How fitting that this topic is now on page Number Two.
Here I was thinking it was just pee stains.
What kind of person keeps poopy underwear? For decades, yet.
Poor Elvis. Died on a toilet, and now people are literally airing his dirty laundry.
Someone who saw a profit opportunity. Or who doesn't do laundry.
Huh. Maybe the dirty draws were found in a decades old hoard? Still say that's a shitty way to do Elvis.
I did Google "Elvis poopy pants" and found a photo of the draws framed with photos of Elvis surrounding them, stains front and center.
Pun intended, I assume?
I wonder if the stains can be forensically analyzed to determine if Elvis had recently eaten one of his famous fried whole-loaf peanut butter sandwiches. Is the science that sophisticated yet?