DWTS All-Stars: The Finale!

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by danceronice, Nov 27, 2012.

  1. danceronice

    danceronice Corgi Wrangler

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    Val, for the love of God and all things decent, put on a shirt.

    Kelly should never do things with her arms. She just...no.
  2. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    am i blinded by hatred because it didnt look like kelly did a whole other than lunging back and forth with angsty face
  3. Spareoom

    Spareoom Well-Known Member

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    Oddly I didn't like Melissa as much as I thought I would.
  4. Alixana

    Alixana recovering Oly-holic

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    Love Melissa's samba
  5. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    this outfit on shawn is rather unfortunate
  6. Fridge_Break

    Fridge_Break Well-Known Member

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    :revenge: Derek, what an asshat for insisting on keeping the rule-breaking elements in that dance. I swear if this is the difference between winning and losing...
  7. centerstage01

    centerstage01 Well-Known Member

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    Derek really does have Shawn convinced that not doing a traditional dance is useless, doesn't he? Like you can't be creative AND follow the rules at the same time? It doesn't sound daring, it sounds like a big FU to the judges. (Now, there are times I wouldn't mind saying that to them, but there's a difference between a free spirit and being conceited.)
  8. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    brooke uses her serious voice like shawn and derek leaked the watergate tapes
  9. ArtisticFan

    ArtisticFan Well-Known Member

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    I hate the attitude that it is all for the audience. I prefer an actual quickstep. Like I said last time. It was a fun number, but it wasn't what the dance called for them to do.
  10. Alixana

    Alixana recovering Oly-holic

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    oh thank goodness, some real singers
  11. Spareoom

    Spareoom Well-Known Member

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    Didn't Jennifer gray already do this? Lol
  12. centerstage01

    centerstage01 Well-Known Member

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    I do hope the choreographer of Dirty Dancing is getting royalties for having their dance ripped off.
  13. danceronice

    danceronice Corgi Wrangler

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    Oy. Well, already used up all my votes for Melissa and Tony. Her samba wasn't REALLY a 30, but still. Shawn already has a mirror ball (and all three couples looked a little tired.)

    Okay, I don't know if it's bad audio, sucky singers, or what, but this is the WORST rendition of this song ever. Also, that was a TERRIBLE lift. I have done better skating lifts and I'm an adult ice dancer.
  14. Garden Kitty

    Garden Kitty Tranquillo

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    Nice job by kelly, but I found the other dancers distracting and this is too much like Jennifer Gray
  15. ArtisticFan

    ArtisticFan Well-Known Member

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    Dirty dancing with a violin and a choir....I make explode from cheese.
  16. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    there are like a dozen people on the stage, kelly's camouflaged!

    lol carrie anne throws out btw you might be schtupping
  17. Alixana

    Alixana recovering Oly-holic

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    Need .. Gravol .. now ...

    ETA .. and earplugs
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  18. ArtisticFan

    ArtisticFan Well-Known Member

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    I hope Third time is the charm for Tony and the freestyle, but he does nothave a good record.
  19. Garden Kitty

    Garden Kitty Tranquillo

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    Melissa's angsty faces are scaring me.
  20. Alixana

    Alixana recovering Oly-holic

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    Melissa really is a beautiful dancer .. nice lines
  21. danceronice

    danceronice Corgi Wrangler

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    I still don't like contemporary and I'm getting distracted by the Cirque Du Soleil people, but at least Melissa's trained enough to finish her lines and look pretty and make the transitions go well (and I don't know if it's that Tony is older/married or what, but substantially less rolling/rubbing...)
  22. Aceon6

    Aceon6 Get off my lawn

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    Liked Melissa's, but it's not what's going to get Maude from Iowa dialing her fingers off.
  23. Spareoom

    Spareoom Well-Known Member

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    Not that Maude from Iowa would be voting for anyone but Shawn, but still, lol
  24. PRlady

    PRlady aspiring tri-national

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    I like Melissa but my ears are bleeding and that was pure kitsch.
  25. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    oh bless tony's heart, i fear those GH auto dialers will crushing his heart tomorrow night
  26. Spareoom

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    Lol! +one million votes for McKayla not being impressed already. ;)
  27. Alixana

    Alixana recovering Oly-holic

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    and McKayla is still not impressed! :lol:
  28. danceronice

    danceronice Corgi Wrangler

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    Are we sure Maude from Iowa isn't voting for Kelly, as Maude's the last person on Earth still watching what soap operas are left?
  29. Alixana

    Alixana recovering Oly-holic

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    Hey, I called my Gramma Maude in Iowa and told her to vote for Melissa .. nuff said. :lol:
  30. Garden Kitty

    Garden Kitty Tranquillo

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    Shawn's from Iowa, I think she has the Iowa voting bloc, such as it is. Don't you remember the stories about the town coming out to bail out her gym when the river flooded before the Olympics.
  31. Fridge_Break

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    PML at McKayla being not impressed! :rofl:
  32. centerstage01

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    I know I probably should like Melissa and Tony's freestyle...but I didn't. Slow freestyles have never worked on this show.

    That said, I'm still voting for them.
  33. ross_hy

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    I hope the producers are begging McKayla to be on the show while she's there. She's TV gold!
  34. Spareoom

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    Btw, shows not over and I already am having trouble getting through for Shawn. :)
  35. ArtisticFan

    ArtisticFan Well-Known Member

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    I apologize for the cheese comment, val and Kelly. This is cheese.
  36. my little pony

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    this music makes me expect to see clowns, i keep having to look away
  37. Alixana

    Alixana recovering Oly-holic

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    Yep .. Shawn's got this one in the bag. Oh well, better her than Kelly.
  38. Garden Kitty

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    That's Apolo's music!
  39. danceronice

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    Okay, who spent more time trying to watch the Fierce Five? And I know that'll be a crowd pleaser, but this was not the Floor finals.

    But it should be really clear between Shawn's gymnastic routine and Melissa's beautiful contemporary which one of these three finalists does not belong....
  40. Spareoom

    Spareoom Well-Known Member

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    Oh wow, that WAS SO GOOD!!! Yay!!!