Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by my little pony, Feb 25, 2014.
serving prime time realness starting right now
Kelly as a boy is serving Taco, and I'm not talking about the foodstuff.
adore is a prettier boy, not sure how that happens. as a boy he looks like a young jessica alba.
The only thing I don't dislike about Gia: the phrase "serving sack for days."
Homey don't play "gaggy" as an adjectivey
oh ru's dress is beautiful
someone cut it in half and give it to sot
wow did santino lose enough to be in dallas buyers club or what
glambert needs a haircut, he looks like eraserhead
Speaking of which, I really wish Twin Peaks would have been one of the TV shows in the challenge. Along with The Wire and Nurses.
Santino has been serving Skeletor realness for a while, right?
Adam Lambert is like Penthouse magazine to me: I have a vague sense of its epistemology but have no urge to look any further.
i watched some of the rerun of season 5 today, santino was no where near this thin
dont say anything bad about my adam, i have seen glambert live! i bought whickety whack!
how does adore take a beautiful face and end up like someone addicted to absinthe
i can live with that, her baranskiness was distracting
Well, my favorite karaoke song is "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks, so I'm not sure my opinions on music should be taken seriously, if at all.
I wonder if Ru's Vogue/Vague comment was a shout out to Julie Brown.
Overall, a decent start, happy with the elimination, Gia's the only one who I want to sic Dorian Corey on (RIP).
P.S. I want to adopt a child, or at least an animal, just so I can name it FierceDragJewels.com.
use it on a kid. so when it goes to school you can hear all the gasping. you wont get that satisfaction from a dog or cat.
It'll also make all the Nevaehs and Cheeses slightly less likely to be tormented.
cheese? i'd tease the hell out of that kid
The massive increase in the number of Cheeses was in trashy news a couple of months ago. Still, there were only nine of them born in 2013.
There's a website where you can look up every first name legally given to babies in the U.S. In the late 90's there were years when "Stinky" was popular with both genders.
Back on topic: Eleganza! Extravaganza! Bring on MILK.
i would be ok if those parents were sterilized
now that has been on 75 times, i take back what i said about baranski and i want gia gone. i'd have to put nyquil in her cocktails.
Too bad that Kevin Reynolds got sent home first....
he cant get a break anywhere
I finally watched Untucked and Laganja is about as secure as a transsexual prostitute at a Promise Keepers convention.
Hopefully when she has to lip sync for her life, they'll make an apropos choice like "Insecurity" by Stacey Q or, even better, "Security (Everybody Feels Better with)."
milk looks like nosferatu 's glamorous cousin
Drag Race drinking game:
Whenever "gaggy" is used as an adjective, take a shot.
Eat a chunk of trout whenever "fishy" is used as an adjective.
Our Drag Race party made some comments about Santino that I don't think I'm comfortable repeating here. But they made me laugh to tears and sno(r)t.
you could always spoiler tag them
I'll just say we conjectured whether or not he had a lite case of some sort of wasting illness.
Magnolia and her beek were freaking me out.
Joslyn Fox unnerves me in the same way Jade Jolie did last season. I'm really hoping Joslyn doesn't also have a history of doing niche porn.
she will be miss congeniality, per her anyway
if they actually picked one
I love Darianne Lake, Bianc Del Rio, Ben De la Creme and Milk.
Don't they do this? With American Idol-style audience voting? I swear Yara Sofia won during her season.
I feel neutral about Darienne, at least on the show, but totally agree on the other three. I also like Vivacious, but I'm a sucker for that approach to drag, and (while understandable) it irritates me that the show's format is hostile to queens like Vivacious and Tammie Brown while too friendly to pageant queens, who usually bore the hell out of me.
Then again, my favorite drag queen ever is DeAundra Peek who would be ripped to shreds by Santino and Michelle.
it will be interesting to see the 2 groups together. group 2 by themselves seemed like they had stronger personalities. but it seemed like a big part of group 1's show was adore's soundbites and making really surprised face.
youre right, miss congeniality was given 2x, to yara and ivy
ita about vivacious and tammie. too many bebe zaharas for my taste.
Wow, Courtney Act is a beautiful … woman. Beyond just being a drag queen
I think Milk looks better as a guy than a woman.
Darienne is from my city, and I've seen her perform live many times. She is fabulous!!! Pandora Boxx is also from here, so although Rochester, NY may not be a huge city, we're well represented on Drag Race
Coco Peru has a brilliant new video.
Back to Drag Race, I watched the preview of Monday's episode on the Logo app. It's heavy on the bulge.
did she ever find that tension tamer tea?
I don't know! The video seemed to imply that she did.
I love her plate that says whore. These would be a nice accompaniment, perfect for a cup of Celestial Seasonings.
I'd like to see a video game challenge on Drag Race. Or a Drag Race video game. I'd break out the Super NES any day for that.
you can get it on line but now im obsessed w finding it in a store. so far no one here carries it.
Maybe Ethel can lend you a bag. According to the Celestial Seasonings website, it looks like Tension Tamer is about as easy to find in a store as fresh opium poppies, Tickle Me Elmo, or the Fabio After Dark CD.
going to a benefit tonight to help a queen raise her entry fee for a pageant, bless
Have fun and pass on any fierce'n'gaggy details!
what isnt fierce is that i had to take a nap since the show doesnt start til at least 10:30
The right one went home last night.
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