Drag Race Season 6

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by my little pony, Feb 25, 2014.

  1. my little pony

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    serving prime time realness starting right now
  2. Aerobicidal

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    Kelly as a boy is serving Taco, and I'm not talking about the foodstuff.
  3. my little pony

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    adore is a prettier boy, not sure how that happens. as a boy he looks like a young jessica alba.
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    The only thing I don't dislike about Gia: the phrase "serving sack for days."

    Homey don't play "gaggy" as an adjectivey
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  5. my little pony

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    this

    oh ru's dress is beautiful

    someone cut it in half and give it to sot

    wow did santino lose enough to be in dallas buyers club or what

    glambert needs a haircut, he looks like eraserhead
  6. Aerobicidal

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    Speaking of which, I really wish Twin Peaks would have been one of the TV shows in the challenge. Along with The Wire and Nurses.

    Santino has been serving Skeletor realness for a while, right?

    Adam Lambert is like Penthouse magazine to me: I have a vague sense of its epistemology but have no urge to look any further.
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  7. my little pony

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    i watched some of the rerun of season 5 today, santino was no where near this thin

    dont say anything bad about my adam, i have seen glambert live! i bought whickety whack!

    how does adore take a beautiful face and end up like someone addicted to absinthe
  8. my little pony

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    i can live with that, her baranskiness was distracting
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    Well, my favorite karaoke song is "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks, so I'm not sure my opinions on music should be taken seriously, if at all.

    I wonder if Ru's Vogue/Vague comment was a shout out to Julie Brown.

    Overall, a decent start, happy with the elimination, Gia's the only one who I want to sic Dorian Corey on (RIP).

    P.S. I want to adopt a child, or at least an animal, just so I can name it FierceDragJewels.com.
  10. my little pony

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    use it on a kid. so when it goes to school you can hear all the gasping. you wont get that satisfaction from a dog or cat.
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    It'll also make all the Nevaehs and Cheeses slightly less likely to be tormented.
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    cheese? i'd tease the hell out of that kid
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    The massive increase in the number of Cheeses was in trashy news a couple of months ago. Still, there were only nine of them born in 2013.

    There's a website where you can look up every first name legally given to babies in the U.S. In the late 90's there were years when "Stinky" was popular with both genders.

    Back on topic: Eleganza! Extravaganza! Bring on MILK.
  14. my little pony

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    i would be ok if those parents were sterilized
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    now that has been on 75 times, i take back what i said about baranski and i want gia gone. i'd have to put nyquil in her cocktails.
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    Too bad that Kevin Reynolds got sent home first....
  17. my little pony

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    he cant get a break anywhere
  18. Aerobicidal

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    I finally watched Untucked and Laganja is about as secure as a transsexual prostitute at a Promise Keepers convention.

    Hopefully when she has to lip sync for her life, they'll make an apropos choice like "Insecurity" by Stacey Q or, even better, "Security (Everybody Feels Better with)."
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    milk looks like nosferatu 's glamorous cousin
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    Drag Race drinking game:

    Whenever "gaggy" is used as an adjective, take a shot.

    Eat a chunk of trout whenever "fishy" is used as an adjective.

    Our Drag Race party made some comments about Santino that I don't think I'm comfortable repeating here. But they made me laugh to tears and sno(r)t.
  21. my little pony

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    you could always spoiler tag them
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    I'll just say we conjectured whether or not he had a lite case of some sort of wasting illness.
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    Magnolia and her beek were freaking me out. :scream:
  24. Aerobicidal

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    Joslyn Fox unnerves me in the same way Jade Jolie did last season. I'm really hoping Joslyn doesn't also have a history of doing niche porn.
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    she will be miss congeniality, per her anyway

    if they actually picked one
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    I love Darianne Lake, Bianc Del Rio, Ben De la Creme and Milk.
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    Don't they do this? With American Idol-style audience voting? I swear Yara Sofia won during her season.

    I feel neutral about Darienne, at least on the show, but totally agree on the other three. I also like Vivacious, but I'm a sucker for that approach to drag, and (while understandable) it irritates me that the show's format is hostile to queens like Vivacious and Tammie Brown while too friendly to pageant queens, who usually bore the hell out of me.

    Then again, my favorite drag queen ever is DeAundra Peek who would be ripped to shreds by Santino and Michelle.
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  28. my little pony

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    it will be interesting to see the 2 groups together. group 2 by themselves seemed like they had stronger personalities. but it seemed like a big part of group 1's show was adore's soundbites and making really surprised face.
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    youre right, miss congeniality was given 2x, to yara and ivy

    ita about vivacious and tammie. too many bebe zaharas for my taste.
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    Wow, Courtney Act is a beautiful … woman. Beyond just being a drag queen

    I think Milk looks better as a guy than a woman.
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    Darienne is from my city, and I've seen her perform live many times. She is fabulous!!! Pandora Boxx is also from here, so although Rochester, NY may not be a huge city, we're well represented on Drag Race :)
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  33. my little pony

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    did she ever find that tension tamer tea?
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    I don't know! The video seemed to imply that she did.

    I love her plate that says whore. These would be a nice accompaniment, perfect for a cup of Celestial Seasonings.

    I'd like to see a video game challenge on Drag Race. Or a Drag Race video game. I'd break out the Super NES any day for that.
  35. my little pony

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    you can get it on line but now im obsessed w finding it in a store. so far no one here carries it.
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    Maybe Ethel can lend you a bag. According to the Celestial Seasonings website, it looks like Tension Tamer is about as easy to find in a store as fresh opium poppies, Tickle Me Elmo, or the Fabio After Dark CD.
  37. my little pony

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    LOL

    going to a benefit tonight to help a queen raise her entry fee for a pageant, bless
  38. Aerobicidal

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    Have fun and pass on any fierce'n'gaggy details!
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    what isnt fierce is that i had to take a nap since the show doesnt start til at least 10:30
  40. olympic

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    The right one went home last night.