Until Project Runway returns, I must content myself with the strangeness of "Dance Moms" - Lifetime's docu-reality-whatever about a Pennsylvania dance studio run by the supposedly legendary dance coach Abby Lee, four little dancers and their four mothers. Split leaps! Kick ball change! Curling iron burns! Inappropriate costumes on 10 year olds! Random mothers going psycho in the lobby! And you thought skating parents were nuts. It's on Wednesdays and repeated often. Like leg lifts.