Cronuts - You know you want one!

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by TheGirlCanSkate, Jun 6, 2013.

  1. TheGirlCanSkate

    TheGirlCanSkate Active Member

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  2. BlueRidge

    BlueRidge AYS's snark-sponge

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    phew I thought maybe these were donuts fried in crow fat...
     
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  3. emason

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    I walk past this bakery every Friday on my way to my part-time job, but I can't say that the idea of a cronut appeals to me. Their eclairs though - yum.
     
  4. Spareoom

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    Those don't even look good. Give me a Krispy Kreme any day. Or some maple donuts from Donut Den, a little local shop...hands down THE BEST donuts I have ever eaten.
     
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  5. DAngel

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    I don't like Croissant and I don't like Donuts, so Cronuts don't appeal to me :lol:

    I do, however, understand the queuing for novelty items part :shuffle:
     
  6. milanessa

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    In general, I don't like sweets :shuffle: so I'm pretty sure I don't want one.
     
  7. Artemis@BC

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    Well, that article was worth it just for the pleasure of being able to read the term "cronut scalpers." :lol:

    I'd be curious enough to give them a try, but I wouldn't line up for more than 5 minutes, and I sure as heck wouldn't pay more than about $4 for one.
     
  8. TheGirlCanSkate

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    I could fund a new pair of skates pretty quickly with cronut scalping. I imagine I could make a knock off and scalp those..... :D
     
  9. Rob

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    I will take a Zabar's chocolate croissant, thanks.
     
  10. milanessa

    milanessa engaged to dupa

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    :lol:
     
  11. Ageless

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    I could feel my arteries closing up just looking at the picture. No way would I spend even $5 for this.
     
  12. my little pony

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    lol, i just found out what they were about 2 wks ago. a friend was getting one on the way to work every morning and then complained on facebook that she gained weight.
     
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  13. allezfred

    allezfred Old and Immature Admin Staff Member

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    I hope she paid $20 for each one. That sort of stupidity deserves to be punished.
     
  14. my little pony

    my little pony snarking for AZE

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    probably, and chased it down with some sort of $5 fake frappuccino
     
  15. Dr.Siouxs

    Dr.Siouxs Well-Known Member

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    ((((((((((((((Cronuts))))))))))))))) So much hate. :( I'd love to try one.
     
  16. IceAlisa

    IceAlisa Épaulement!!!

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    I would rather eat an almond croissant from the local French bakery or a custard-filled Krispy Kreme.
     
  17. kwanfan1818

    kwanfan1818 I <3 Kozuka

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    I remember when Krispy Kreme first opened in a mega-strip mall in Issaquah, Washington. It was in a complex with a Home Depot and a big grocery store. There were two+ hour lines to get donuts, and the police had to direct traffic, which was blocking access in and out of the parking lot. At least there isn't a big car jam-up for cronuts.
     
  18. emason

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    The big car jam-up is for Metropolitan Lumber on the next block.
     
  19. Rob

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    It is NYC. Isn't the big car jam-up just anywhere and everywhere? Last month, it took me an hour and a half and $40 to get from 100th and Riverside to Penn Station in a cab on a Sunday. It was pouring, and I had gone shopping at Zabars so I had a suitcase and some bags, and I couldn't get out and walk/subway. $40 well spent not to get soaked while lugging bags.