Could Godzilla Ice Skate?

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  1. GarrAarghHrumph

    GarrAarghHrumph I can kill you with my brain

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    An article on Wired about whether or not Godzilla could ice skate:
    http://www.wired.com/2014/05/could-godzilla-ice-skate/

    Takes into consideration things like the compressive strength of the ice, the pressure of the blade under Godzilla's feet, etc. Makes an incorrect assumption about the bottom of a skate blade which completely messes up his math, but fun none the less.

    So, assuming Godzilla could skate, what would he wear? Would he wear all black ala Evan Lysacheck, or something a bit techno swan ala Takahashi? And perhaps more importantly, what music would he use? Blue Oyster Cult's "Godzilla"?
     
  2. Johnny_Fever

    Johnny_Fever New Member

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    They say black is slimming.
     
  3. watchthis!!

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    I bet Godzilla has a wonderful V-spin. (That's what you call the one Sandhu and Buttle did, right?) ;)
     
  4. LilJen

    LilJen Well-Known Member

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    BEST. THREAD. EVER.

    I think he'd go for as many rhinestones as possible. Swarovski + sponsors = he could support his own skating habit.
     
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  5. GarrAarghHrumph

    GarrAarghHrumph I can kill you with my brain

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    Is that the butt spin? Or the pee on the fire hydrant spin?

    I think Godzilla might wear purple.
     
  6. Johnny_Fever

    Johnny_Fever New Member

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    He could do a pair number with Mothra. I'm not the only one who remembers those cheesy '60s movies am I?
     
  7. bardtoob

    bardtoob Well-Known Member

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    Yes, Godzilla and Mothra doing oppositional skating featuring mirror skating with lifts and throws ...
     
  8. AliasJohnDoe

    AliasJohnDoe Spin Alissa Spin!!!

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    Godzilla wedgie!!!!! :scream:
     
  9. Meoima

    Meoima Active Member

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    We will need an ice rink same size as Texas for Godzilla to skate. The usual ice rink is just the size of his foot.
     
  10. lurvylurker

    lurvylurker Active Member

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    No level 4 Biellmann spin for him though -- AARGH!! D*MN THOSE SHORT ARMS!! :mad:
     
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  11. Meoima

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    This cracks me! :scream: I guess T-Rex would be very sympathy towards Godzilla. Poor fellow!
     
  12. LilJen

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    I have been forced to watch several of these in the past year. Advantage is you can REALLY annoy your family by singing the fairies' "Mothra" song :)
     
  13. aliceanne

    aliceanne Well-Known Member

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    No no no. The pairs number would have to be with Rodan. Imagine the height and distance on the throws.
     
  14. LilJen

    LilJen Well-Known Member

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    Well, then, lifts with Mothra. Effortless, as Mothra can assist in levitation. They could be an adagio pair.
     
  15. RickInSanJose

    RickInSanJose New Member

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    But wouldn't Godzilla's Atomic Fire Breath melt the ice?
     
  16. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Well-Known Member

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    But what about the Dinosaur thread?

    Godzilla vs Dinosaurs - that is what I would like to see.
     
  17. RickInSanJose

    RickInSanJose New Member

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    The participants will need to get in shape for this -- lots of bench presses to pump up their Triceratops.
     
  18. bardtoob

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    You mean like in a chaotic love themed pairs or dance program?
     
  19. Jot the Dot Dot

    Jot the Dot Dot Headstrong Buzzard

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    My guess is......no. He'll just have to settle for being ISU President.
     
  20. Johnny_Fever

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    Those who can't do, run for public office. (or become skating judges).