AFD Thread

Discussion in 'The Trash Can' started by snoopysnake, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. snoopysnake

    snoopysnake Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2005
    Messages:
    2,447
    Happy April Fool's Day from the ultimate April Fool's Day prank, played by yours truly in 1956! Today I learned that:

    - Peggy Fleming is pregnant

    - Speedy is abdicating and designating Plushy as his successor

    - Dick Button is replacing Carrie Ann Inaba on "Dancing with the Stars"

    - Johnny Weir just got engaged to Jutta Mueller

    - Irina Slutskaya has joined the LPGA

    - Michelle Kwan is going to be a bridesmaid at Prince William's wedding

    - Jeremy Abbott has just signed with the Detroit Red Wings

    - Scott Hamilton is the new voice of the Aflac duck

    - Meryl Davis and Charlie White are going to skate for India from now on

    - Christine Brennan just passed her senior pairs test (skating as the man)

    - 2017 Worlds just got awarded to Antarctica

    - The toe loop jump has just been outlawed from eligible competition

    - Coaches will now be required to replace any skater injured or taken ill during competitions, especially the GPF.

    - ALL GP events from now on will take place at the Harvard University rink and will be judged exclusively by Paul Wylie and Emily Hughes

    - Best of all, snoopysnake is favored to win the Ladies' Gold at the upcoming Worlds!
  2. aliceanne

    aliceanne Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2010
    Messages:
    2,146
    Congrats on your medal Snoopy. I would truly like to see Christine Brennan skate pairs.
  3. PeterG

    PeterG Argle-Bargle-ist

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2002
    Messages:
    8,607
    FINALLY!!! :lol:
  4. escaflowne9282

    escaflowne9282 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2002
    Messages:
    2,916
    Wasn't he always?
  5. victoriaheidi

    victoriaheidi New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2010
    Messages:
    1,784
    I knew there was an ulterior motive to giving Moscow worlds! ;)