Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by JanetB, Sep 3, 2012.
Moody, French feline wins 1st cat video festival
There's even a Irina Slutskaya reference.
Isn't YouTube a 24/7 cat video festival?
Henri is brilliant! Stumbled across his soliloquies a month or so ago.
si triste pour le chat
Love "Immortalised on the wall, Forgotten on the floor".
Love it - it reminds me of a Cat Diary I read once...
Day 983 of my captivity!
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He obviously has issues.
I love the cat diary. It's even funnier when contrasted with the dog diary.
I love the dog and cat diary one.
I just realised that Stewie Griffin must have been a cat in a former life.
I have found Henri 3, Le Vet
I am a mad fangirl of Henri's.
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