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Whitneyskates
03-25-2013, 11:23 PM
The great writers of the world have a new colleague.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323605404578380870583300356.html

Rex
03-25-2013, 11:28 PM
"He reached over to kiss her luscious (slightly boozy-tasting) lips, when suddenly he felt a gurgling and rumbling in his stomach, underneath those washboard abs...a wave of nausea came over him as he realized he should not have eaten her Slow Cooker Meatloaf...."I-I-I have to go...can't make it...t-t-t-to the bathroom!", he dumped her off of his sturdy lap onto the floor, a heap of blonde extensions, Wal-mart lingerie and seasoning packets..." He barely made it to the toilet before his romantic meal started to come out at both ends...

My favorite part. As close to real life as it gets.

VALuvsMKwan
03-25-2013, 11:31 PM
readers instantly go brain-dead from the inanity of her efforts?

But is the cover a montage of tablescapes?

milanessa
03-25-2013, 11:31 PM
The great writers of the world have a new colleague.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323605404578380870583300356.html

I couldn't even make through the synopsis. :lol: Not going on my Amazon wish list.

emason
03-25-2013, 11:31 PM
I am NOT volunteering to be a test reader for this.

Dr.Siouxs
03-25-2013, 11:32 PM
Later in that scene, Grace and Mike share their first kiss, and Mike displays some of his corny humor. The two have joked about their "non-date," and Grace asks whether they should consider it a "non-kiss." "I think we have to count it," Mike says. "Maybe even enter it into the national register of great kisses."

Hurl.

jamesy
03-25-2013, 11:36 PM
oh what new hell is this?

shan
03-25-2013, 11:38 PM
:scream: :scream: :scream: :scream:

Rex
03-25-2013, 11:41 PM
oh what new hell is this?

God is punishing us for making fun of her...

ChelleC
03-25-2013, 11:50 PM
I'm sure it's going to be the next Pulitzer prize winner.

overedge
03-26-2013, 12:16 AM
I can't wait to read this. This is going to be the worst book EVER :scream:

(not to mention that probably the only writing Nasty Sandy actually did on it was signing her name on the contract)

Rex
03-26-2013, 12:24 AM
I can't wait to read this. This is going to be the worst book EVER :scream:

(not to mention that probably the only writing Nasty Sandy actually did on it was signing her name on the contract)She was actually in Philly last week - signing vodka bottles...she is SO trifling.

I bet this is as bad as Joan Collins' foray into fiction writing.

Whitneyskates
03-26-2013, 12:39 AM
I gotta feeling this book is going to be like the drunk lovechild of Jackie Collins and Danielle Steel.

danceronice
03-26-2013, 12:41 AM
You would have better odds of getting a good read by randomly selecting a self-published Kindle book (and probably 99.9999% better odds the person listed as the author actually wrote the book...)

Scintillation
03-26-2013, 01:08 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait this isn't a joke.


*exhales* So.....